Horoscopes

Written by: vkceankraz

Aries (Mar. 21 - Apr. 19): One of your jobs this month has been blown way out of proportion; it's not as big of a deal as people make it out to be. Don't let the puffery get to you.

Taurus (Apr. 20 - May 20): Something has been bothering you lately, but you've been putting it off... which will not result in sunshine and daisies. Get it done, now!

Gemini (May 21 - June 21): Now is the time to speak up about what you've been mulling over. "Penny for your thoughts" won't be enough. They're worth loads more than that.

Cancer (Jun. 22 - Jul. 22): Ambivalence prevails this week as you second-guess previously determined answers. You're a bit confused about things, but after having a meaningful conversation with a Pisces, things get a little clearer.

Leo (Jul. 23 - Aug. 22): You're living life in the fast lane! But now it's time to slow down, admire your surroundings, and take deeper breaths.

Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22): Things aren't as bad as they may seem, as long as you swallow your pride and ask for help. Assistance won't hurt in a situation like this.

Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22): Take responsibility for your actions, whether the consequences were good or bad. In the near future, be wary of the obstacles coming your way.

Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21): The time is here, and what happens may be different from what you had expected. But, everything happens for a reason.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21): Wee! You've just turned a year older, but that isn't the only cause to celebrate. A burden has been lifted from your shoulders as well.

Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19): People need you to lead them, because they don't know what to do without your guidance. Don't be irritated; instead, offer your wisdom, which will be greatly appreciated.

Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18): The day you have been thinking about will arrive soon... and you have no idea what you're going to do when it does. Go with the flow.

Pisces (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20): You can't do it by yourself, pal. Suck it up and grab a few friends to help you out. Then at least you'll have company as you face the daunting task.

Disclaimer: This piece was written with entertainment in mind. Do not make any decisions based on these horoscopes.