Horoscopes

Written by: vkceankraz

Aries (Mar. 21 - Apr. 19): This month your dreams start to come true, but only after hard work and efficient time management. Impatience will get you nowhere.

Taurus (Apr. 20 - May 20): Don't let people step on you! If you keep quiet, you won't get credit for the effort you put in. Make an effort to speak up for yourself.

Gemini (May 21 - June 21): A Sagittarius might cast off your ideas, but ignore them. Your creativity will pull you out of the cubical.

Cancer (Jun. 22 - Jul. 22): Try to pick up the signals people are sending you, because there are strong ones coming your way. Someone is too shy to say what they want to.

Leo (Jul. 23 - Aug. 22): You're dragged back to reality after floating in the clouds. Slacking off this past week didn't do you any good, and now you pay the price.

Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22): You possess the virtue of tact, so put it in use this week! Someone is being rather irksome; you know exactly what to say to make them leave.

Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22): Don't be afraid to voice your opinion, even if it means going against the crowd. They don't realize that conformity will backfire.

Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21): You realize that it was a mistake to blow off a friend. After a month of rough patches, something pulls you back. Don't be uncertain.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21): That turkey really must've made you sleepy, because your head is in the clouds. Snap out of it! It's crucial that you concentrate on your priorities now.

Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19): Virgos are not as innocent or timid as they seem, as you find out this week. Don't stand for backstabbing; take the high road.

Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18): It's your turn to laugh, as those who hurt you are now eating crow. You were right in sticking to your guns; good job!

Pisces (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20): Uh oh. You might be in some financial troubles as the holidays steamroller closer. Try to stop the spending and save up for something good.

Disclaimer: This piece was written with entertainment in mind. Do not make any decisions based on these horoscopes.