The Anonymous Advice Column

Written by: Anonymous

Ugh...another few weeks of these high temperatures can drive even me insane. If you have any questions you want me to answer, feel free to send them to me at failedlogin@gmail.com or post them in the appropiate thread on the forums.

Why does everyone else come up with the good questions and I can't think of any?!

You know, that is a good question...

Why are all the games at addictinggames.com so darn.. addicting?!

That's their sole purpose and it appears they do it well.

Why do we press the buttons that say "Do Not Press"?

It's a matter of reverse psychology, they want you to press buttons like that.

Which brand of soap, in your opinion, tastes nice?

I never was one to eat soap so I have no opinion on it :P

If Jimmy cracks corn, and I don't care, then why do I sing about it?

Because Jimmy brainwashed you into singing it. o_o

My printer has three things, one is a printer, one is a copier. What is its other function?

It's either fax, scanner or mind controller.... but I think it's fax or scanner.

Until next issue!