PPTers say the darndest things...

Written by: Alex

You guessed it, it's another issue of PPTers Say the Darndest Things for you guys. Once again, apologies for the lack of quotes last issue. Feel free to take it up with my teachers. Really ;-)

...No? Darn. I'll just have to settle with bribing you to send me in a ton of quotes instead. You know you want to. Now, with that out of the way, onto the quotes.

"Many happy returns, matey :)

Anyone know what that actually means? Is it like.. smiling when you take back the crap your parents buy you and exchange it for what you really want?" -- Jim on birthday wishes.

"I almost concussed myself once when I was 6 because I ran into a wardrobe. I was trying to get into Narnia...." -- AFI Sorrow on things she used to believe when she was little.

Sapphire Faerie: If I died and someone brought me back, I'd probably punch them in the face.

Fiddelysquat: Or eat their brains, as is appropriate conduct among zombies. -- On becoming zombies.

"My kid (AKA Baby Poogle Eater), in that sarcastic voice only a 13 year old girl possesses, just read this and said 'Shoyru Lover, he's a mod or admin or something, isn't he supposed to be fairly sane?'" -- Morningstar on her daughter's wisdom.

"I almost got kicked out of a lecture about the ten plagues of Egypt due to me and my sister laughing about the lecturer's wig, which was badly miscoloured" -- o_0 on classroom antics.

Jim: Urge ... to pinch cheeks.... rising...

...Alex: Urge...to hit in...very sensitive areas...if cheeks are pinched...rising... -- ...Alex on subtlety.

"Definitely, without any trace of a doubt, that war was Pina Colada." -- .:Requiem:. on the war.

"My upstairs computer is ancient. It's so old, I had to add the word 'internet' to spellcheck." -- Amethyst on her 'modern' computer.

"Let me just smile nicely, and while you're entranced by my amazingness (well, I am the Queen of the Universe), I'll steal your wallet. Bye" -- ...Alex on her modesty.

And now, some Monopoly Madness:

"I've always liked the doggie piece, ever since I was a kid. There's just something satisfying about a dog buying Boardwalk, going to jail and passing Go while collecting $200." -- AFI Sorrow on her favourite monopoly piece.

"As some of you know, the moneybag! For sure, its my favorite peice. Sure, I have awful luck with it... but... it's mine! All mine! *Hugs the peice to her* >=]" -- Twizzler0171 showing her incredible capability to share things.

"The dog. I throw temper tantrums and refuse to play if someone else takes it. =D" -- Cassi, demonstrating how flexible she is with game pieces.

"Jim is always the boot. I even make little stompy noises and actually step around the board rather than simply push." -- Jim, expressing his sanity.

"My favorite token to use is the hat because I like to wear it on my finger to make it look fancy. But when I play I try to be a variety of pieces so that they all get some use.

That is, except for the moneybag. I don't like the moneybag, my game does not have the money bag, and I don't wish to ever have it. It's like those stupid blue m&m's, it was added just to generate attention, but it takes away from the already existing pieces, some of which were already neglected-- like they need a new guy coming in and stealing what was left of their glory. Bah. [kicks it]" -- rageaholic, showing her love for the moneybag.

And back to our regular schedule...

"Hurry up and die already!! You're wasting all of our executions >.<" -- jasminech, in a recent game of Werewolf.

"I can see Jim now, in a prom dress, wiping runny mascara out from under his eyes, clutching a "PERSON WHO IS FIDDELYSQUAT" trophy and saying, "Thank you! I'm SO honored! I'd like to thank my mum..." -- Fiddelysquat on potential PPTbie award categories.

"You should've let me read this over before you posted it! Gah. The Grammar Freak wants to pull her hair out." -- vkceankraz on ScottNak's latest contest post.

"Wow, am I the only one who loves the royal jubjubs? My first instinct is to hug them, but I have a suspicion that if I did they'd have me tossed off a bridge under cover of darkness." -- rageaholic on JubJubs.

SL: Make sure you choose a size before Monday next week or you will miss out!

Rune: But how will I know which size to choose so soon.... it's not like I change dress sizes that quickly! -- On the war, and typos.

"Hm. Well, I was in vocal class for two years (Forced) and the teacher said I was good, however, I think she's deaf." -- Ammer on his singing teacher.

"It's like an RPG!

[Ginger] finds [Chicken Noodle Soup]! It will cure [Cold]. It will also increase her defence 50% for 10 seconds!

[Ginger] gets attacked by [Rat].

[Ginger] uses her rusty dagger.

[Ginger] misses.

[Rat] hits [Ginger] for 9999 HP.

GAME OVER

Load from Checkpoint or Last Saved Game? -- sir_michael.

Thanks this issue goes to Syrill (come on, what did you expect? He floods my inbox every issue :P), Runevalkyrie, Bangel/Dawn, Mandy, .:Chronically Depressed:. and Twinkle.