The Anonymous Advice Column

Written by: Anonymous

Good timing for delaying the current issue since I already have my column ready twice in a row for all my fans! If you have any questions for me, send them my way at failedlogin@gmail.com or post it in the appropiate thread on the forums.

Why do people laugh when I tell them my biggest fears are carrot cake and flamingos. ... Oh god... Flamingos with carrot cake in their beaks... *shudder*

They're both awfully odd fears so many people will not take it seriously.

Why do we blush? I mean, I know why we blush... but... why do we blush?

It's an involuntary responce to social situations which causes blood vessels in the head area to dilate.

Why does nobody else in the world but me understand what blarbfingers are?

Because you haven't enlightened everyone what a blarbfinger is.

What is a non?

1 : not : other than : reverse of : absence of

2 : of little or no consequence : unimportant : worthless

3 : lacking the usual especially positive characteristics of the thing specified

Thank you Websters Dictionary! :D

Are you ticklish? Where?

Yes I am, but I'm not telling where :P

Do you plan to remain anonymous forever and thus drive everybody crazy in trying to find out who you are even though they were already semi not in this world due to sugar rushes and other such things?

Yes

Can I call you Bob?

No, simply because I'm not too fond of the name.

Why do so few people understand the concept of milk bags?

It's not a common sight for some people as it is somewhere else in the world.

Until next issue!