PPTers say the darndest things...

Written by: Alex

First off, I just want to say thanks to everyone who nominated PPTers say the darndest things for a Best Pink Ink Article. I love you guys <3

And in honour of the PPTbies, this issue's bunch of quotes comes straight from the PPTbies boards, proving that these things tend to bring out the crazy side in all of us...

"Do lots of situps, and post lots of pics of your abs on the PPT picture topic. Agitate for a "best stomach" category." -- shapu giving tips on how to be nominated.

"I just don't see how I'm supposed to vote for all the people who claim that they are going to win everything, because I only have 1 vote for each category." -- _jade_em_ on nominating.

"A bit unnerved that arrow's date appears to be a skinny transvestite, but whatever." -- Igg on the PPTbies banner.

shapu: Why isn't there a "surliest member" category?

ahoteinrun: Because I'd win too quickly. -- on possible award categories.

"Well don't vote for Jim period.... we don't need his ego rampaging on the forums like Godzilla does on Tokyo." -- Runevalkyrie on who not to vote for.

"Vote Jim! But spell it the cool way. Like this: X I L" -- Xil, on voting.

"My greatest ambition is to make world peace! ... Wait... I'm not up for most fanciable female member..." -- .:Compact Disk:., campaigning.

"Jas, as a moderator of Divas, you should very well know that posting screenshots of Divas is not allowed outside that board because Jim gets all jealous and angsty that all the threads aren't dedicated to him as it is." -- Runevalkyrie on fake Divas screenshots.

"Dan won? What is wrong with you people?" -- Ammer, on Xil winning 'Best Male'.

"Lol, we should just have a Jas category and have done with it." -- Fiddelysquat, on Jas winning 6 out of 6 categories.

"Remember, democracy without you is just a bunch of unused voting booths." -- shapu, on voting.

"How typical. There are all the Igg/Fidds fueds, and who wins? Shapu. :P" -- Bangel, on Funniest Member.

"I obviously did a damn good enough job as a GM to be nominated for it after my time." -- Runevalkyrie, on being nominated for a category she doesn't actually qualify for.

That's it for this issue. Remember - PMing quotes is good, kiddies ^_^