Flashback: How to earn 10,000 NP in 2 days!

Written by: Clemson

So the PI staff has been digging through the vaults... vaults of Google, that is. We managed to find the old PI, back before we had our first major forum crash. Since the archives made the images dead and ugly, but the text was saved, we've decided to republish instead. So here's an article you perhaps might remember- or if you're a newbie to PI, here's a taste of the past for you. :)

(You might even remember some old PPT members too!)

So, you wanna earn some neopoints to get that super-spiffy battledome item? Or maybe it's that cute-in-a-evil-way Darigan Paintbrush you're after!

The Good News: The item you want it super-spiffy! The Bad News: The price would be a lot spiffier if it had a few less zeros at the end.

Never Fear! Clemson's here! Yep, that's right! I'm gonna let you in on the ultra-top-secret plan to make 10k in 2 days (or less)!

The Super-Spiffy-Ultra-Top-Secret Plan!

First, go to the game room! Yay! Games! Much fun to be had here! But fun isn't necessarily what you're after! You want the points!

So, now that I've spent 5 minutes annoying you, it's time to spend 5 minutes earning at least 300 neopoints! Yeah, That's right! Volcano Run! Game of Champions! Play for a minute and send your score and there's around 100 NPs! Go ahead and play it all three times since it's so spiffy!

Next stop, Meerca Chase! Now some of you are gonna be a lot better at this than me but everyone's better than I am! Playing this will earn you at least 600nps in all! Now, it's to hard to understand the game, but if you need help check out the wonderful PPT!

Now, you've got at least 1000nps! Head over to Meridell!

Turdle Racing! Not necessary for to spiffy plan but if you wanna take a risk, bid on Turdle 5-Nutty. He earns me around 5000nps a day! Nutty rules! Yes, Turdle Racing could lose you a lot of NPs, so if you don't wanna risk it, don't!

Now, head over to the Food Shop, snag up a Negg for less than 500 neopoints and you've earned 2k (2,000) at least!

Now, you'll have anywhere from 2k to 12k... but not all of you risked it with Nutty, did ya?! And some of you risked it but lost...why'd you listen to me?

Next stop, your SDB! Yep... the average Neopian has at least 100k in items sitting around in their SDB! Sell some! From this... you'll probably earn at least 2k. Now you have at least 4k.

Next to the last stop! Freebies! Yes! Snag up that omlette! Grab that jelly! Steal those codestones from the Tombola! You should (if you have any luck) have earned at least 200 neopoints from those dudes!

Final stop for today: your favorite games! Yes, just play your favorite games! Relax! Earn points!

There you go! You should have 5,000 neopoints!

Oh, wait! I promised you 10,000, didn't I?! But, I also said in 2 days!

The Final and Very Important Step! Repeat the next Day! Good luck on you quest for neopoints and may the force be with you!