PPTers say the darndest things...

Written by: Alex

Once again, we've got another issue of PPTers say the darndest things. More randomness, more crazies, more quotes for you to read, brought to you by the members of the PPT forums.

There's an overload of Sapphire Faerie in this issue. Either she bribed you to submit quotes, or she's just been eating too much sugar before posting.

"It reminds me of trying to hard-code PHP in notepad, without ANY resources, blind, and without a keyboard." -- Brinker on using graphics programs.

"They bite. I have scars. I suffer from Post Traumatic Fan Girl Disorder =(" -- xerai on Fangirls.

"My dad's bird thinks he a dog. He loves to be petted on the neck and on his forehead. For some odd reason, he only like my dad and only my dad. He starts squawking and hissing whenever I start to pick him up. Sometimes he'll start dancing and whistling whenever he sees my dad." -- Yurble the Kid on weird pets.

"I had a dog that thought she was a cat. I'd call out "Here kitty kitty!" and the dog would come running, the cat would ignore me..." -- Sapphire Faerie continuing the discussion on weird pets.

"It's dangerous to talk about Monty Python in front of my dad; he laughs so hard I'm afraid he'll have a heart attack" -- Base on old movies.

"I think at some point in February, I thought it was November..." -- Sapphire Faerie on months getting away from people.

"The entire book she was a toad...and I wondered why the giant chefs didn't attack her for want of frog legs..." -- Syrill on Dolores Jane Umbridge.

"Guess what!! One year after she turned 26, she turned 27!!!!" -- timkhj on Jasujo's birthday.

"I do believe you must be a Slurpee." -- Sapphire Faerie on Dawn's birthdate, 7/11.

"Right now, I am sitting on a cat." -- shapu on things we "Don't know about him".

"I'm a born doctor, duh!" -- Paul commenting on his handwriting.

"I also want to know exactly how many people have ever drawn a picture of a purple monkey or something, or how many people right now are typing the word "befuddled", or something strange like that. I need to KNOW." --Fiddelysquat on spooky little things.

"Before I die, I feel that I must record a tree for about 7 months, super fast forward the tapes, and watch the leaves grow on the branches." -- Khristian on nature confusing him.

Apricus: They like to torture me by giving me inhumane numbers of articles to edit.

Xil: Hint: Edit earlier. :P

Apricus: But that would make too much sense! Hmph. -- Apricus and Xil on editing the PPT section of PI.

"Somehow, my daughter is able to do homework while listening to her music (IPOD) and being online (GAIA, Neopets, etc.) --all at the same time. Sometimes, the TV next to her computer is blaring Comedy Central at the same time." -- Morningstar on her daughter's multitasking abilities.

Thanks this issue go to Qanda, Syrill, Twizzler0171, o_0, and Sapphire Faerie for submitting quotes. Once again, submitting quotes is good. *sends subliminal messages* You can contact me via PM or by emailing me.