The Anonymous Advice Column

Written by: Anonymous

Yet again I'm faced with the task of asking all the, a task that I can step up to of course ;) All questions for future issues can be sent to me at failedlogin@gmail.com or post in the appropiate thread on the forums.

Whaddayathink'll happen to Mace Windu?

He'll be attacked by rabid Sith Pikachus and then Nintendo will sue Lucas for all that he's worth.

Why did Cedric die?

Because it wasn't Harry's time to die.

Why did Voldemort kill him?

See my previous answer.

Why did Voldemort feel like it?

He hasn't been all evil and such for three books if not prior to the books. Obviously he had to start off with doing something vile.

Why was Voldemort evil?

Not everyone can be the hero in these stories...

What is wrong with my toe? It is turning black and I can't feel it anymore. It is also kinda squishy. Help!?!

Sorry, I'm an advice columnist, not a doctor ^^;

Should I eat apples or pears?

How about oranges?

Why does my helicopter have a jet engine and giant spider legs?

So the mad scientist got to that as well.

Why does Christopher own a helicopter in the first place?

I don't question these things, I just smile, nod, and accept.

How do I get backgrounds to work in Flash?

Um... I don't work in Flash so I wouldn't now.

Another wonderful column done, until next issue!