Stupid Things You've Done (split #1)

[Siniri]

Don't eat out of stuff you've microwaved and sculpted, though, especially plastics and styrofoams -- the melting can create carcinogens. (Actually, you probably shouldn't even breathe where styrofoam's being melted/burned).

This public health message was brought to you by the letter M.

[DM was on fire!]

I just did this one...

Downloaded an .mp3 to put into my collection, played it in XMMS to make sure it worked, decided to play it again and it didn't play.
Then I realised I deleted it off of my desktop.
So I just had to redownload it. XD

[Kuri]

I have an annoying habit when it comes to getting soda or something to drink. I will be playing a video game with a friend. I realize I'm out of soda, so I run out to the kitchen to get some. I pour it and then promptly get distracted by something (dog, computer, etc). Once I'm done with that. I go back into the living room and sit down to continue playing. A few minutes later I think 'wow I'm thirsty!" I go out into the kitchen get a new cup and set it next to the full one. Go and get the bottle out of the fridge and just before I start to pour remember that I had been intending to do that the LAST time I went into the kitchen and had forgot. I do it quite often too.

[Byakuya San]

So the other day I was shopping for back to school clothes (THE HORROR), and the lady at the checkout asked me for my last name for a return policy thing. Since I have a semi-weird Greek name, I gave it to her and spelled it out. Then she asked for my first name and I said (and I quote):
"Tim, T-i-m."

She must have thought I was mental. I know I did.