12 things to do while ordering pizza

[S-S-SmOkIN]

2. Put them on hold.
3. Ask for the guy who took your order last time
5. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
7. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
8. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say, "You just don't get it, do you?"
10. If he/she suggests anything, adamantly declare, "I shall not be swayed by your sweet words."

i found these really funny lo lz...

[Neko]

*getting ideas* I'm feeling evil today...*starts dialing* XD

[Kimburu]

BWAHAHAHA!! Those are a bundle of funny jokes, huh?? I cracked up reading the last one, I don't know why. Everyone laughed!! Well not really, I didn't read the 2nd page, alwell. Still got me laughin'!! *points to that person who posted this topic* Really!!

[(*Dranzer*)]

Classic

I've done a couple, but AT the pizza place.

[Valé]

Brrrr... Tha 10th one scared me...

[Target Practise]

the 10th one was my fav!
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[Twitchy]

I so wanna try out some of them, but I am not the one who orders the pizza in the house.

Maybe I could get my mum oto do it!lol