Sat Jun 05, 2004 12:04 pm
...when you're shocked when your teacher tells you that your newspaper editorial is completely wrong and that your newspaper article shouldn't be written in first person.
...when you buy a can of orange paint and many paint brushes, dreaming of how many neopoints you're going to make.
...when you try to haggle at every shop you go to. Bonus points if, when they get mad at you, you exit the shop and re-enter, starting over.
...when you wonder how someone can have the same name as you, without any changes to it or numbers or underscores added.
...when you're shocked that all the stores you visit are stocked, even after 5 minutes!
...when you buy a can of orange paint and many paint brushes, dreaming of how many neopoints you're going to make.
...when you try to haggle at every shop you go to. Bonus points if, when they get mad at you, you exit the shop and re-enter, starting over.
...when you wonder how someone can have the same name as you, without any changes to it or numbers or underscores added.
...when you're shocked that all the stores you visit are stocked, even after 5 minutes!
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Sat Jun 05, 2004 1:17 pm
...you cancel your first date with a great guy/gal after realizing that it's Half Price Day. (Well, heck, cancelling any plans you've made just because you don't want to miss restocking on Half Price Day!)
Sun Jun 06, 2004 12:48 am
... when you insist on having all your friends wear a tag which says 'neofriend'.
Sun Jun 06, 2004 12:58 am
When you bid on ebay and try to resell at ebay again (forgetting about the shipping charges).
Sun Jun 06, 2004 1:41 am
...When you don't let your mom put any flea-killer stuff on your dog/cat. 'No! Wait! You'll kill all the mootix!'...
...Or when you go on a 'Mootix Hunt' on your dog/cat...
Oh, the others are priceless.
Mine aren't that great, but I tried.
I have done some of the things on this list.
Such as calling stuffed animals 'plushies' and calling fairy = faerie.
I'll think of more later, but in the meantime, I'll be laughing at all the rest.
...Or when you go on a 'Mootix Hunt' on your dog/cat...
Oh, the others are priceless.
Mine aren't that great, but I tried.
I have done some of the things on this list.
Such as calling stuffed animals 'plushies' and calling fairy = faerie.
I'll think of more later, but in the meantime, I'll be laughing at all the rest.
Re: Complete The Sentence - You know you've had too much Neo
Sun Jun 06, 2004 1:51 am
Shoyru_Lover wrote:For a neohumor section on PPT ^_^
Complete The Sentence - You know you've had too much Neopets when...
Here's my addition: You know you've had too much Neopets when you paint your dog spotted and insist on calling it Lupe.
LOL, good one!
Sun Jun 06, 2004 2:02 am
...when you go into a shop the 3rd of the month and pretend to buy everything half-priced (and if the shopkeeper refuses, your answer is "you're reported!")
Sun Jun 06, 2004 5:54 am
... When you go to your local store and try to sell them a flea for $100,000.
... When someone calls you a name, you scream "I'M REPORTING YOU!"
... You immediately go online to check for a new avatar after leaving your pet to rip up your home-made faerie queen doll
... You paint a rubber duck black and try to knock people out with it
gah, its early, thats all I could think of
... When someone calls you a name, you scream "I'M REPORTING YOU!"
... You immediately go online to check for a new avatar after leaving your pet to rip up your home-made faerie queen doll
... You paint a rubber duck black and try to knock people out with it
gah, its early, thats all I could think of
Sun Jun 06, 2004 5:59 am
... when neopets.com is your homepage
er...heh, heh, heh...
anywaaay...
......when the only two sites you literlly every go on are neopets and good 'ole ppt.
(just so you know...i DO go on others. XD)
Sun Jun 06, 2004 6:02 am
hahahahahaha!! that one's funnyWind wrote:...when you go into a shop the 3rd of the month and pretend to buy everything half-priced (and if the shopkeeper refuses, your answer is "you're reported!")
Sun Jun 06, 2004 4:32 pm
When you actually get bored of Harvest Moon: Friends of Mineral Town.
When you see magical talking mushrooms saying that you need to save the "box"
When you see magical talking mushrooms saying that you need to save the "box"
Sun Jun 06, 2004 4:33 pm
When you actually get bored of Harvest Moon: Friends of Mineral Town.
When you see magical talking mushrooms saying that you need to save the "box"
When you see magical talking mushrooms saying that you need to save the "box"
Sun Jun 06, 2004 4:34 pm
[quote="dog
...when you try to haggle at every shop you go to. Bonus points if, when they get mad at you, you exit the shop and re-enter, starting over.[/quote]
Bwahahaha!
...when you're amazed that you can buy a map at your local store, and it's only ONE piece! Plus, it's only $1.00!! You chuckle, and say under your breath, "hehehe.. New Member."
...when you try to haggle at every shop you go to. Bonus points if, when they get mad at you, you exit the shop and re-enter, starting over.[/quote]
Bwahahaha!
...when you're amazed that you can buy a map at your local store, and it's only ONE piece! Plus, it's only $1.00!! You chuckle, and say under your breath, "hehehe.. New Member."
Mon Jun 07, 2004 1:48 am
When you hunt for a chokato at your local grocers
When you introduce yourself as your neopets username
When something happens to you in real lie, like you find quid on the floor, you visualise a Something Has Happened box.
When you introduce yourself as your neopets username
When something happens to you in real lie, like you find quid on the floor, you visualise a Something Has Happened box.
Mon Jun 07, 2004 2:47 am
...When you become a vegetarian because you refuse to eat 'kau' or 'koi'...
Would it be alright if I put all these into a word document and sent it to Yukio? Credit would go to PPT members, of course.
Would it be alright if I put all these into a word document and sent it to Yukio? Credit would go to PPT members, of course.