"So Much Drama in the LDP"
The Lost Desert
has been wiped clean
Right along with the Fruit Machine
Kau Fortune Teller
's spinning scroll
Has minds exhausted to a slow crawl.
Lucky you got a Lost Desert Paint Brush;
But in the end, it isn't / ain't much.
What are these symbols and what are they for?
Why do I fall into a trap behind every door?
I must admit, in a knotted mind twist,
It certainly makes me raise up a fist!
An alternate dimension help deep in suspension;
To get there you need a mental extension.
So tired from mapping over one-thousand Tombs
Each with 5 doors; some two-hundred eighty-five rooms.
After reading some blogs
I linked to 99dogs
Found myself there
Tearing out my hair.
Long stagnant delay in the plot;
Brain about to form a blood clot.
All my clicking was in vain;
Hands, wrists and arms in pain.
I received no great Random Events;
Yeah, I know, just didn't make sense.
So I custom-made a souvenir
Sure to remember I was here.
Good thing I did order a shirt in real life,
A reminder I put up with all of this strife.
You'd think my feelings would be hurt:
"...All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt"?!
Given to a Yurble Chef, couldn't even let us keep it;
Might as well have been stolen by an evil pink Meepit.
In exchange we received some pretty Useless Crystals;
Okay, admittedly, guess I do kind of miss those.
The Grundo Leader and Pant Devil
Sure created a lot of dishevel.
Forget the neverending maze of the Temple
really isn't any more simple.
Mesmerized by Reports of Anubis Toxicology,
I suspect it's the influence of Scientology
are hungry from not being fed;
This time they're not craving a Blue Draik Egg.
Zombies and mummies wrapped all up in bandages?
What's next? Red Rhuby Fruit Marmalade Sandwiches?
Qasalan monsters are still roaming undead;
Leads me to think something remains unsaid.
A double-headed Scorchio's still on the lam
Hey! Has anyone .. checked out .. the Neocam
Nope, it's just a red herring
Seemingly having no bearing.
You'd have more fun Well-Wishing
Or even at Underwater Fishing
Than trying to wrap your mind around,
While also keeping your sanity sound.
A yet-to-be-revealed Tombs in the Rumble
a game that's been seriously fumbled.
No hints in Site Updates
Maybe Adam and Donna were Stolen By Ghosts?!
The Lost Desert Plot
has been continued ...
We still have yet to resolve this feud.
Now choose a Scimitar, Mace or Spear;
This plot could go on for another year.
this Mysterious Tablet
Has now become some kind of Insane habit.
At least I did my part to help weaken Razul;
Didn't even need to go to Battledome
Thank you for guiding us, Mr. dirtside
Wondering when it will be the last stride? ...
(To be continued ... ?)
Lost Desert Plot Poems