Pink Inkers on Holidays - The Search For Alex

Written by: jellyoflight

Act 1, Scene 1: The Groovacious Mini Bus

jellyoflight, Bangel, Matt, DM & Yoshi

DM: R we there yet?

Bangel: Hurry up with the driving, Yoshi, my toes are getting cramp!

Yoshi (frowning): Shut yer traps, dawgs, or else we ain't gonna get there at all!

Matt: I believe that would be "aren't" going to get there.

{silence}

{Yoshi pushes button marked 'DO NOT PUSH' and Matt's chair throws Matt through the roof and into orbit)

Yoshi: Now yer listen here yer rootin' tootin' varmits, yeh'll never insult my perfect grammar ever again, understood?

{everybody nods}

Yoshi: Good.

jellyoflight: Fishcakes.

Bangel: Hold the phone - where's Alex?

*DUN* *DUN* *DUN* !

Act 1 Scene 2: The Resort

jellyoflight, Bangel, DM, Twinkle

Bangel: This is fun :D The cockroaches, the draft and the damp just adds to the ancient feel...

DM: lololol totally

Twinkle: Hello! Welcome to U. R. Piy inc. If you look to your left, there are some trees. If you look to your right, your leader is being abducted by a bloke with a pair of tights on his head. Your rooms are on the top floor, second to the right.

Jellyoflight: Fishcakes.

DM: Lolol u r so rand0m lol like me lets b friendz 4 lyf!

Bangel: So, everything is fine and dandy - although Yoshi is taking a long time in the bathroom. Come on kids, let's go!

Act 1 Scene 3:

jellyoflight, Bangel

Bangel: Emma...I've just a OMGWTFSHOKKINREALISATION. What if there's something going on?? Something sinister?? Holy cow!!!

Jellyoflight: Fishcakes.

Bangel: You're totally right! What if Alex and Yoshi and DM all ate terrible fishcakes which posessed them to go jump off a cliff?

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naaaaaaaaaaah!

And so, our story now fades out (quite literally) with Bangel and jellyoflight still unaware of the figure lurking in the corner...will they survive?!?2121?!!!SHIFT!11!?!!!?!

Find out in the next edition!