The Anonymous Advice Column

Written by: Anonymous

In the great tradition of summer break, I've been relaxing like there's no tommorrow... but then I had to get working on this issue's column. If you have any question you'd like answered, contact me at failedlogin@gmail.com or post in the appropiate thread on the forums.

Why can't I sleep at night but during the day I'm out like a baby?

You just have an odd sleep pattern, either that you're some noctural animal in denial.

Why do guys mood swing more than females? It's role reversal, I tell ya!

They're too stubborn to admit they have issues of their own and therefore are vulnerable into the mood swings more often.

Whats better, Pie or Cake?

Pie

What's worse, leaving your finished homework at home, or having to tell your teacher that you did?

Leaving it since you can easily fake putting the "homework" in with the others and completely avoid the teacher.

Beatles or Stones?

Beatles since they're easier to squish. ^-^

What brand of soap do you use?

Well right now I'm using Irish Spring with aloe, it's usually whatever's avaialble at the moment.

Until next issue!