PPTers say the darndest things...

Written by: Alex

Well, I'm back with yet another issue of PPTers say the darndest things. Once more brought to you by the members of the forum, the following quotes have been provided for your amusement:

"My mother once asked me if Canada was near France." -- Sapphire Faerie on stupid questions.

"My new movie 'THE BOY WHO WAS TOO INSANE FOR THE WORLD, SO THEY SHOT HIM INTO THE SUN WHERE HE HAPPILY LIVED FOR 20000000 YEARS WITH THE SUN PEOPLE.' *shrugs*" -- .:Chronically Depressed:. on creating original commercials.

"Ipod commercial! Cause then I get to dance around and act like an idiot, AND get paid for it! I mean, come on, does it get any cooler than that?" --Dawn2 on her dream commercial.

"...my dad tried to microwave a chicken and it exploded in the microwave." -- fzun on cooking disasters.

"For never was a story of more woe than this of Ammer and his Monique." -- Twizzler0171 on cheesing endings in Vampire.

""For the love of all things good in the world!" she cries, snatching the_dog_god's gun off him. "Would you stop blimmin' trying to kill me! You'd think people would have respect for Cupid!! ARGH!!!" " -- the_dog_god on misdirected Vampire executions.

"Don't die, you won't finish it if you're dead." -- Kugestu stating the obvious.

"I don't make any guarantees, but as long as you stay far away from my food while I'm eating, I'm sure we can come to an agreement on whether or not I should decapitate you." -- Fiddelysquat on ripping people's heads off.

"**stares and put hands on hips**

Too many March birthdays! The Misc Disc carpet is never gonna look the same again! **goes to get a vacuum**" -- Sapphire Faerie on March birthdays.

"Well, I had nothing to do with it, but I'm taking some credit. You're welcome." -- shapu on taking credit for others.

"So, how does that butt taste?" -- Fiddelysquat on sucking up.

"I'll be the crazy aunt who talks about how I remember changing Arrow's diapers when he was just a chick. And I bring the pictures to prove it." -- hyperflutterby on Arrow's 'wedding'.

"Does my bum look big in this?" -- Matt on fashion advice.

"Oh come on. It's not that violent. I mean, sure it has the bloodiest anime I've ever seen. And Uma getting shot through the head. And people getting limbs chopped off. And heads chopped off. And getting scalped. And blasting the chest with a shotgun. And climbing out of a grave. But apart from that it's not too violent." -- Ixistant on violent movies.

"IF I WAS A RICH GIRL, NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA... :P" -- Sunnie on Gwen Stefani impersonations.

"Too bad in most of the good animes people usually get killed easily, weapons are the undertakers, small bits of cleavage is a must, and the plots are usually too complicated for smaller children to understand." -- Knives on anime.

"Guys honestly, no more Jim searches please. I mean, he already has a head bigger than the state of Texas - he doesn't need a bigger ego boost by knowing that he beats all of us." -- Charisma on Googlefights and Jim's ego.

"I'm right-handed, and my left hand is absolutely useless. Even when I'm typing, my right hand is better. It's like the older sibling who always beats you in everything. And then one day, when you're both adults, you beat them- to death, that is, and then get arrested while they're laughing in heaven or wherever you go when you die. Wait, why am I saying this?" -- ...Alex on her hands.

";x Must you keep posting that? It's ruining my "grandmotherly" view I have of you when I say Auntie Fidds. ;-;" -- o_0 on seeing a recent picture of Fidds.

"It may be raining bad for you, Ixistant, but up in Perth its only drizzling. I prefer all rain or none, you go out in this weather, and without a warning, POOF! Your hair has exploded.

At least when you can tell its raining you know not to go outside." -- Shadowfare on the weather.

Well, that's it for now. Remember, I love when you guys submit quotes, 'cause it means I don't have to go look ;P You can contact me via PM or by emailing me.

Much thanks this issue goes to Syrill, jellyoflight and Twizzler0171 for submitting quotes.