PPTers say the darndest things...

Written by: Alex

Well, I'm back, with even more quotes for you guys to make up for the lack of them last issue. Once again, this issue of PPTers say the darndest things is brought to you by the search tool, the members of the forums, and the number 3. I really need new sponsors.

"When I took Biaxin (for sinusitis) and went crazy and ended up calling 911 because I thought I had a brain tumor. "Going crazy" is one of the rarer side effects of the drug, but that didn't stop me from getting it." -- ChromeFox on what she gets up to when she's sick.

"Sheesh! It's Soooo obvious that all the credit goes to me! It's ALL MINE I tell you!!!" -- Shoyru Lover on stealing credit.

"I still have nightmares of giant tongues chasing me down the street x_X" -- Jim on his first kiss.

"What is it with males and constantly posturing and getting out the proverbial measuring tape?" -- vinylraven on a recent Divas discussion.

"I can see you now, weirding out all the sales assistants by typing away on all the sample keyboards in the store." -- Fidds on silent typing.

"Altoids. I like to refer to them as Welsh Cocaine." -- Sapphire Faerie on addictions.

"Shore can, young'n. You just get ye-self hitched to some nice boy and you kin take his name an' all what comes with it." -- shapu on ChromeFox changing her last name.

"...I wish I had Biaxin XD" -- jellyoflight after hearing of ChromeFox's adventures with Biaxin.

Zega: Is that the taste that litarally tastes like crap in your mouth?

Chromefox: How exactly do you know what crap tastes like? -- Zega and ChromeFox on illnesses.

"I kid you not, ran like an Olympic athlete in to the john and ralphed all over after I swallowed it" -- Fiddelysquat on eating one grain of rice whilst sick.

"'What most annoys you' questions are beginning to really annoy me" -- Christopher on the What most annoys you thread.

" Excessive smilies is really annoying, y'know? Who wants to fill up their posts with yellow faces It's really annoying . Makes me wanna laugh at them. Stupid people. " -- xerai on hating smilies.

"Attention seekers. Ugh. XD At one point on some old forums, there was this one of 'em, a really annoying one... 'I'M GONNA GO TO MY CRYIN CORNER CUZ U DNT LIEK ME!'

Then she posts a topic about falling down a hole...

...'I'M DOWN A HOLE CUZ UV ALL U BEIN MEEN 2 ME, HELP ME'

My immidiate response was '*pushes you further down and wonders how the heck you can fit a computer down a hole*'" -- jellyoflight on attention seekers.

"To take over the world, duh." -- SpiraLethe on secret ambitions.

"Well Bobby, what is your future ambition?" "I wanna rule the world... or own a paper clip factory!" -- sir_michael on his friend's ambitions.

"..mostly offered up in a sacrificial rite to the porcelain god" -- Fiddelysquat on what happened to her ginger ale.

"Hey Paul. Welcome to the PI. I'm the local Asylum Keeper, Stuart. Now, I like to let the inmates out every now and then so they can do their issue of the Pink Ink, so watch out for them. What's that? You're the fresh meat? Oh, well then, that changes everything. *Bundles Paul into the back of a van that has wrtten on the sides in crude pink letters "PPT Asylum - PI Branch: Your friendly, local, threatening crazy house" --Ixistant on greeting Paul to PI.

"My mum made me get dressed, again, even though I got dressed yesterday. =(" -- Cassi on what she's wearing.

"*Sobs* GOODBYE, GONNAHURTLOTS BAG. I'LL MISS YOOOOUUUU. *Throws goodbye rocks at the van*" -- ...Alex on Paul being taken away in a van to the PPT Asylum.

"We wern't able to get you a cubicle..so yeah..dust cupboard.." -- Xil on Paul's PI 'desk'.

"I need to go find a My Little Pony. Those things smelled sooo good." -- Sapphire Faerie on My Little Ponies.

"...according to my maths teacher I'm naturally talented in maths and should pursue it in the future, according to my science teacher I'm naturally talented in science and should pursue it in the future, and according to my history teacher I'm naturally talented in history and should pursue it in the future. I hate maths and science." -- Cassi on her teachers.

"**grabs popcorn** God, I love it when we play dirty." -- Sapphire Faerie observing the discussion about the latest Neo ads.

"OMG LIEK U BROK MI DOUN KEE NOW U MUST PAE MME 8239071281031720312 DOLRS U EVUL KEE BRAEKIGN PERSN" -- ...Alex on page down keys.

"This can be a bit silly, as whenever I'm obsessing over HP and Lily Potter comes up, I'm all, 'Oooh, I know her! She's from China!'" -- ...Alex on Lily Potter reminding her of Lillie.

Well, that's it from me for this issue. A huge thanks to Holly aka Sock for helping me search for quotes, 'cause it made my job so much easier. Remember guys -- if you find any quotes around the forum, PM me or Email me =)