Advice

Written by: Anonymous

After several hours going through the questions (and many uncountable cups of coffee in between that), we've come to another edition of the advice column. Remember, I'm open to almost every question that's put into my grubby paws. Please e-mail me at failedlogin@gmail.com or post in the appropiate thread on the forums.

Why do bad things happen in threes?

Bad things don't happen in threes, it's more coincidental that it occurs within a certain period (likely that we place it in such a grouping that it seems that way.)

Why is it when one bad thing happens more bad things seem to be attracted to you like you're a magnet?

The power of belief is the key. If you believe that bad things will happen after one thing occurs, it will happen for sure.

I ran out of Kleenex. How do I blow my nose?

You do realize that you don't have to use Kleenex to blow you nose... just use some tissue then :P

Why is it that cheese doesn't give me a tummyache if it's eaten with a tomato based product if cheese alone gives me a tummyache? Also, why do I get so bloaty when I eat apples and goldfish crackers?

Everyone's stomach reacts differently to certain food combinations. I'm not quite sure of the exact reason since I've yet to study anything in-depth on the digestive system.

Sometimes I'm very afraid that the cheese I don't eat will come and eat my brains. Cheese is not in my dietary plans, I am a vegan. And I'm very afraid that someday I will wake up brainless. What do I do?!

Just relax. Unless the cheese is growing fangs and has a healthy radioactive green glow that the Hulk would be jealous of, most if not all cheeses will not eat your brain.

What is with people and frying pans? I mean, come on! Axes are obviously better. (And, not to mention, back in style!)

Why do people think frying pans are better?! Axes inflict more pai- I mean, are more fun to use.. *cough* Plus they've nice shiny edges that are nice and sharp.. *drools* *wakes up* Err. They're just better! Don't you agree?

Well me being more of a mace fiend (not the chemical spray ;P) *big cheesy grin*, I think I can provide some unbiased opinions on this debate since I don't prefer any of the mentioned ones. Some people obviously prefer Frying Pans simply because of Rune and the way she wields one (and who wouldn't want to have a weapon like hers.) Axes are prefered someitmes simply because they're the "hardcore" of all medieval and fantasy weapon. Poison apples and swords fall into the "typical" fantasy choices.... they're as reliable as you can get.

Well if you'll need me, I'll be off running off this caffeine buzz (I mean really running it off). Till next time!