The Too Much PPT Test

Written by: robert2100

Ever think you may be spending too much time on PPT? Well I have created a nifty little test here for you to find out if you have. Now everyone please put your books under your desk, take out a blue or black pen and get ready.

Instructions: Answer 'yes' or 'no' to the questions bellow. Keep track of how many times you answer 'yes'.

1: Is your homepage PPT?

2: Do you have a link to every forum on your desktop?

3: Do you have a link to every topic on your desktop?

4: Have you memorized every member's username and its spelling?

5. Have you memorized every member's profile?

6. Have you forced your real life family to call you by your username?

7. Do you have a saved copy of everyone's set on your computer?

8. Are you a contestant or a judge in every contest on the 'No Nutritional Value' board?

9. Have you read each issue of The Pink Ink more than 20 times?

10. Do you have feelings for Arrow?

11. Do you own an Arrow costume?

12. Are you considering legal action against Rune for freezing Arrow?

13. Do you read every post out loud as if it is an actual, real life conversation?

14. Do you have different voices for every member when you read the posts?

15. Do you throw a party whenever someone reaches a new rank?

16. Have you predicted who will win every contest in the 'No Nutritional Value' board?

17. Are you right more than 75% of the time?

18. Do your posts make up more than 5% of the daily posts?

19. Are you angry when there are less then 10 members on at a certain time?

20. Do you cry whenever some one doesn't log on in over a week?

Ok, now count how many times you answered 'yes'.

15-20 Times: Are you melted to your computer chair? There is such a thing as the real world you know! You are addicted to PPT and you should get professional help right away.

10-14 Times: So you get up from the computer to go to the bathroom, big whoop. You are still addicted. I suggest you get professional help as soon as possible.

5-9 Times: Well at least you know about the real world and even, gasp, the outdoors, but you should still take a break away from PPT, just for a while. I don't think you need professional help…at least not yet.

1-4 Times: Well you spend just the right amount of time on PPT. Congratulations!