Mon Jul 24, 2006 11:20 am
Read the headline first.
Ay ay, matey, let's go down to the border!
Ay ay, matey, let's go down to the border!
Mon Aug 07, 2006 8:00 am
Mon Aug 07, 2006 5:37 pm
You have got to be kidding me 0.o A hello kitty trooper. Now thats scary. Wow
Tue Aug 08, 2006 2:06 am
Aww!!! It's so cute!!! I wanna touch it! ^^
Lol, j/k. >.<
Wow.....
Lol, j/k. >.<
Wow.....
Wed Aug 09, 2006 2:15 am
Stole this from an LJ friend.
Wed Aug 09, 2006 4:29 am
I'm waiting for the perfect moment to use this little gem.
Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:33 am
lol sorry that made me laugh
Took me a minute to get that...
Am I the only one curios about this shop...!?
Wed Aug 16, 2006 1:38 pm
Ski wrote:
I'm waiting for the perfect moment to use this little gem.
<img src="http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/40309907/1035908">
Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:11 am
Alex wrote:Ski wrote:
I'm waiting for the perfect moment to use this little gem.
<img src="http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/40309907/1035908">
*Steals*
Perfect oppotunity approaches
Thu Aug 24, 2006 12:04 am
If you have an idiotic sense of humor like me, you might just enjoy these.
Are they random? Yes. Are they funny? Your call.
(this ones a little big..)
Are they random? Yes. Are they funny? Your call.
(this ones a little big..)
Blonde Jokes
Fri Aug 25, 2006 10:17 pm
(don't read if u don't like + i'm a blonde anyway) 
Three women die and go up to heaven. A blonde, a brunette and a ginger. When they arrive they meet St. Peter at the gate. He says to the three of them "There is one rule here in Heaven. And that's NOT to step on the ducks," They look and see there are ducks everywhere in heaven.
It's not long before the ginger accidently steps on a duck. Along came St. Peter with the ugliest man she'd ever seen and chained them together and said "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is 2 spend all eternity chained to this ugly man," he left her.
The brunette and blonde watch this and go on with their lives. Soon the brunette steps on a duck and she too is chained to an ugly man.
The blonde, having watched this happen to her two friends, lasts ages and ages without stepping on any ducks when along comes St. Peter with the most gorgeous man she has ever seen and chains them together silently.
The blonde says "Wow! What did i do to deserve you?"
The man then says "I don't know about you but i stepped on a duck!"
No blondes were harmed during the creation of this jokes.
Maybe they'll jus throw a few rocks at me though.
Three women die and go up to heaven. A blonde, a brunette and a ginger. When they arrive they meet St. Peter at the gate. He says to the three of them "There is one rule here in Heaven. And that's NOT to step on the ducks," They look and see there are ducks everywhere in heaven.
It's not long before the ginger accidently steps on a duck. Along came St. Peter with the ugliest man she'd ever seen and chained them together and said "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is 2 spend all eternity chained to this ugly man," he left her.
The brunette and blonde watch this and go on with their lives. Soon the brunette steps on a duck and she too is chained to an ugly man.
The blonde, having watched this happen to her two friends, lasts ages and ages without stepping on any ducks when along comes St. Peter with the most gorgeous man she has ever seen and chains them together silently.
The blonde says "Wow! What did i do to deserve you?"
The man then says "I don't know about you but i stepped on a duck!"
No blondes were harmed during the creation of this jokes.
Maybe they'll jus throw a few rocks at me though.
Sat Aug 26, 2006 1:24 am
OHhh haah that is really cruel.
Sat Aug 26, 2006 7:30 pm
Ha ha, thats so bad..but sooo funny...
Sun Aug 27, 2006 3:27 am
AngelAttitude wrote:
lol sorry that made me laugh
Took me a minute to get that...
Am I the only one curios about this shop...!?
omg lol./.. that's friggen hilarious
Sun Aug 27, 2006 3:54 am
