20 ways to confuse Trick-or-Treaters

[shortin]

Those were so funny

[Combusken BG]

Hehehe! They're funny! I might try a few myself!

I'd love to live in America where kids only ask for sweets! Over here in Britian you get 16 year olds putting their heads inside their jumpers as a "costume", begging for money. If you say "trick", they put a knife to your throat. What fun.

Wouldn't that get them arrested. Well aleast if they decided to TP the house they wouldn't be risking killing anyone unlike if someone was holding a knife to your throat.

[Twinkle]

Hehehe! They're funny! I might try a few myself!

I'd love to live in America where kids only ask for sweets! Over here in Britian you get 16 year olds putting their heads inside their jumpers as a "costume", begging for money. If you say "trick", they put a knife to your throat. What fun.

Wouldn't that get them arrested. Well aleast if they decided to TP the house they wouldn't be risking killing anyone unlike if someone was holding a knife to your throat.

The knife thing, yes. Asking for money, no. It's really sad, I always give sweets but the older kids are never happy with that and just end up egging our house.

[Asthaloth]

Hehehe! They're funny! I might try a few myself!

I'd love to live in America where kids only ask for sweets! Over here in Britian you get 16 year olds putting their heads inside their jumpers as a "costume", begging for money. If you say "trick", they put a knife to your throat. What fun.

Wouldn't that get them arrested. Well aleast if they decided to TP the house they wouldn't be risking killing anyone unlike if someone was holding a knife to your throat.

The knife thing, yes. Asking for money, no. It's really sad, I always give sweets but the older kids are never happy with that and just end up egging our house.

heres a hint.
tehy egg your house, you egg them.
they dont seem to like that for some reason, just be sure to leave the mess on your house til the police get there.

[Shadowfare]

We never get anyone, our drive is so dark that 16 year old guys are dared to come down here. When they do, my dad gives them beer

[Jonathan]

That was funny, did you make that up yourself>

I was laughing like crazy. My sister thought I was crazy.

[Paladin]

Those are all funny, especially #6.

[Jen]

If I wasn't trick-or-treating this year, I would so do those. Except the one with ciggarettes and asprin, I don't fancy getting arrested.

[Fiddelysquat]

Hehehe! They're funny! I might try a few myself!

I'd love to live in America where kids only ask for sweets! Over here in Britian you get 16 year olds putting their heads inside their jumpers as a "costume", begging for money. If you say "trick", they put a knife to your throat. What fun.

Wouldn't that get them arrested. Well aleast if they decided to TP the house they wouldn't be risking killing anyone unlike if someone was holding a knife to your throat.

The knife thing, yes. Asking for money, no. It's really sad, I always give sweets but the older kids are never happy with that and just end up egging our house.

Sit on your front porch with a hose in your hand (I only suggest a hose because I'm fairly sure they don't allow automatic weapons over by you. Lol).

[Flitwick124]

yeah, i live in the UK and people here will just come up to your door normal and say trick or treat. it is stupid

[Asthaloth]

Hehehe! They're funny! I might try a few myself!

I'd love to live in America where kids only ask for sweets! Over here in Britian you get 16 year olds putting their heads inside their jumpers as a "costume", begging for money. If you say "trick", they put a knife to your throat. What fun.

Wouldn't that get them arrested. Well aleast if they decided to TP the house they wouldn't be risking killing anyone unlike if someone was holding a knife to your throat.

The knife thing, yes. Asking for money, no. It's really sad, I always give sweets but the older kids are never happy with that and just end up egging our house.

Sit on your front porch with a hose in your hand (I only suggest a hose because I'm fairly sure they don't allow automatic weapons over by you. Lol).

maybe not but consider this...whos gonna be man enough to stop you?
the police who have to travel around in pairs (urban rumour suggests its because only one of them knows numbers, and the other knows letters..)

[drummer.a.h]

11. Hand out menus to the trick-or-treaters and let them order their candy. Keep asking if anyone wants to see the wine list.

14. Answer the door dressed as a pilgrim. Stare at the trick-or-treaters for a moment, pretend to be confused, and start flipping through a calendar.

*laughs* I loved those two!

Those were cute.

[Flame]

Those were great. It's rather tempting to try a few, but I want to get my own candy.

[berryful]

Haha, they are sooo funny. Okay try this out out!
21. Dress up as a superman but instead of wearing red underpants, wear pink one instead. When they come, act gay and ask in a very female-voice 'Do you have any red undies for me?' And play with their hair!

[one_up_mushroom]

# whatever- a week after halloween, go house to house saying trick or treat and see what happens...... i did that last year, i got spam, some beef jerky, and leftover candy