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Mon Jul 26, 2004 2:34 pm

Pwahaha!
This is Funny! :lol:

Re: Britney Spears meets Harry Potter

Mon Jul 26, 2004 6:12 pm

Maroon wrote:This Is Funny but Please don't take this offensive!


Britney Spears: Sounds tiring. Oops!
Harry Potter: What is it, Britney?
Britney Spears: I did it again.
Harry Potter: What?
Britney Spears: I played with this poor guys' heart.
Harry Potter: Hey, it happens. Especially with a Muggle as pretty as you.
Britney Spears: No, seriously. This guy was kind of old, and he had a pacemaker. I kept shooting microwave radiation towards him. He seemed to be having a real hard time breathing. I need to stop doing that kind of thing.
Harry Potter: What did this guy look like?
Britney Spears: He was kind of tall, kind of skinny, wore all these robes, kind of like yours, but older. He had a wizened old beard...
Harry Potter: You killed Dumbledore!
Britney Spears: I guess I should have stopped, but I got lost in the game. Ooh, baby, baby..
Harry Potter: (Starts beating Britney with magic wand) I can't believe you killed Dumbledorf, I mean Dumbledore!
Britney Spears: Stop hitting me!
Harry Potter: OK, sorry.
Britney Spears: Hit me baby one more time!
Harry Potter: (hits Britney again)
Britney Spears: Ow!
Harry Potter: Sorry.
Britney Spears: It's OK, I asked for it. I should never have performed so many annoying, repetitive songs.


Classic 8)

Did you make this?

Wed Aug 04, 2004 1:16 pm

excellent, britney all e way! :D

Wed Aug 04, 2004 1:53 pm

Comedic genius! :roflol:

Wed Aug 04, 2004 11:08 pm

I AM SO OFFENDED! LOL, I am just playing. I do like the joke, even though I do like Britney. But I was cracking up through most of the time. It was great! Do some more celebrity jokes sometime again :roflol: :lol: :roflol:

Sun Aug 08, 2004 1:20 am

Nope I didn't make it. I found it while looking for Harry Potter Humor on Yahoo.

I am working on Harry Potter Meets Jessica Simpson.

DiscordantEdit: Please don't double post. if you need to say something else, please use the Edit button.

Wed Sep 08, 2004 1:02 am

Hmm...My favorite part was.....My favorite part was...ALL of it LOL i read this wit my kitten (Tiger) i cracked up and he looked like he was laughing XD i think he thought i'm nuts :roflol: :lol: :roflol: :peace:
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