Awkward things to say

[TDG]

I always thought it'd be funny to have a terminal illness. But it turns out I was wrong

[Uncle Xyzzy]

(The scary thing is, I actually know what "pee my pants with fury" means. I'm old.)

Do you prefer them just warm, or screaming in pain?

[blueZ]

is diarrhea a condition or a disease?
do you get diarrhea or do you have diarrhea?
what if your poop was liquid, but you dont get goosebumps, is that diarrhea or you are just extracting liquid poop?
what if your poop was solid, but you get shivers and cold? what if your poop was in the state of gas? is it diarrhea?

[ryan.riverside]

Self-deprication is not a choice. It's a condition.

[jcsw]

I'm thinking of a number from 1 to 100.
>54?
I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO GUESS!

[TDG]

I was the person who designed Neopets' new layout

[Mongrel]

My mission in life has been to hunt you down and bring you to justice.

[ahoteinrun]

My mission in life has been to hunt you down and bring you to justice.

Thats not awkward, thats just scary.

[halfbakedbliss]

If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college.

[ryan.riverside]

If it weren't for my irritable bowel syndrome, I would have gotten that girl.

[Mongrel]

My mission in life has been to hunt you down and bring you to justice.

Thats not awkward, thats just scary.

It really depends on whether you're smiling and wielding an inappropriate weapon such as a vacuum.

[ryan.riverside]

My mission in life has been to hunt you down and bring you to justice.

Thats not awkward, thats just scary.

It really depends on whether you're smiling and wielding an inappropriate weapon such as a vacuum.

Or an eyedropper full of acid.

[Miyu]

I just drank a glass of fresh vomit.

[Uncle Xyzzy]

I just drank a glass of fresh vomit.

Provided by me.

[ryan.riverside]

I just drank a glass of distilled vomit.