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Cute Cat Joke :)

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Q: There are 2 cats, an English cat and a French cat, in a contest to swim the English Channel. The English cat is called the one two three cat, and the French cat is called the un deux trois cat. who won?

A: The English cat. The un deux trois cat sank. (un deux trois quatre cinq)!



My uncle told this one to my little siblings and cousins...all but my brother found it hysterical. My brother is in the 2nd grade learning french and didn't get it, just because he kept focusing so much on what the meaning for un, deux, trois was.
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I just told that to my French friend. He didn't think it was that funny, but he got the joke.
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Well I didn't say it was that funny. :P I just thought it was cute.
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The movie cost a dollar, but he only had a cent. (scent, get it?)



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Nikita wrote:Q: There are 2 cats, an English cat and a French cat, in a contest to swim the English Channel. The English cat is called the one two three cat, and the French cat is called the un deux trois cat. who won?

A: The English cat. The un deux trois cat sank. (un deux trois quatre cinq)!


Thats good im going to tell my friend who loves all jokes related to animals
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