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#16 Post by Mongrel »

Tymaporer wrote:Nguyen? That's the last name of one of the kids in my class. Why did the teacher call him Michael in the email?

The email's in reference to the multiple-choice test right below the essay.
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#17 Post by Alex »

x = 5.

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#18 Post by CWisgood »

Not really. Pythagoras Theorem is a well-known fact in mathematics, and practically everyone knows that 3^2 + 4^2 = 5^2.
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#19 Post by Anoohilator »

CWisgood wrote:Not really. Pythagoras Theorem is an extremely common fact in mathematics, and practically everyone knows that 3^2 + 4^2 = 5^2.


Wow, couldn't have put it any snobbier?
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#20 Post by CWisgood »

But... it's true, it is rather elementary knowledge. That's like saying plants contain chlorophyll, or blood contains red blood cells and white blood cells. It's just stuff that's really well-known?

No snobbiness intended though.
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#21 Post by zorg »

Pythagorean Theorem =/= Red&White blood cells.

Pythagoras was developed independently across the world, being an outstanding mathematical property. Biological things aren't as obvious. Now if you were to equate it to prime numbers or the fibonachi sequence....

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#22 Post by Helena »

ROFL where do you people get all these?
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#23 Post by matchbow »

Light wrote:Peter Nguyen strikes again! xD

http://img20.photobucket.com/albums/v60 ... guyen4.jpg


i especially like the part where it says indians have a power level of at least 10000. that means it's OVER 9000!!!!
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#24 Post by Asthaloth »

matchbow wrote:
Light wrote:Peter Nguyen strikes again! xD

http://img20.photobucket.com/albums/v60 ... guyen4.jpg


i especially like the part where it says indians have a power level of at least 10000. that means it's OVER 9000!!!!



:lol:

It's funny because it was unexpected.
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#26 Post by Tsukasahminaki »

haha this is all great
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#27 Post by Tymaporer »

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#28 Post by proxious »

very hilarious
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#29 Post by domo_hello_kitty »

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:roflol: Technically, he is right, but school wants a scientific or mathematical way to explain the graph.
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