Strange Song Lyrics

[Ski]

Well, The Beatles' "Savoy Truffle" is pretty odd.

Creme tangerine and montelimar
a ginger sling with a pineapple heart
a coffee dessert yes you know it's good news
But you'll have to have them all pulled out
after the Savoy truffle

Cool cherry cream and a nice apple tart
I feel you taste all the time we're apart
Coconut fudge really blows down those blues
But you'll have to have them all pulled out
after the Savoy truffle

You might not feel it now
but when the pain cuts through
you're gonna know and how
The sweat is gonna fill you head
when it becomes too much, you'll shout aloud

But you'll have to have them all pulled out
after the Savoy truffle

You know that what you eat you are
but what is sweet now turns so sour
We all know ob-bla-di-bla-da
but can you show me where you are

Creme tangerine and montelimar
a ginger sling with a pineapple heart
a coffee dessert yes you know it's good news
But you'll have to have them all pulled out
after the Savoy truffle
Yes, you'll have to have them all pulled out
after the Savoy truffle

[Shifty]

The Doors - Alabama Song

Show me the way
To the next whiskey bar
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why

Well, show me the way
To the next little girl
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why

The entire song is freaky in my opinion.

[DM was on fire!]

Forgot the best one of all time. I Broke Up - Xiu Xiu.

This is the worst vacation ever
I am going to cut open your forehead with a roofing shingle
Ohh ohh

I, quite literally, laughed out loud. That is rare. And beautiful.

Oh my.

He is Legend's The Seduction and Dixie Wolf are rather...interesting. Will post lyrics later.

[Kitten Medli]

The Doors - Alabama Song

Show me the way
To the next whiskey bar
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why

Well, show me the way
To the next little girl
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why

The entire song is freaky in my opinion.

Woah. THEY'RE PEDOPHILES. O_O

[Gwendolyn]

The complete song "Lola" by The Kinks, or something about that. It's about a crossdresser. o.o

[Hil]

"Soul in a strip tease..."

U2 has some good lyrics but also has some really dumb ones.

[.:Compact Disk:.]

"Smack me in the forehead with a chain."
- Dominated Love Slave by Green Day

Makes me laugh every time.

[DM was on fire!]

"Smack me in the forehead with a chain."
- Dominated Love Slave by Green Day

Makes me laugh every time.

Woah. o_o You haven't been on in forever!

Bob - Weird Al Yankovic
I, man, am regal - a German am I
Never odd or even
If I had a hi-fi
Madam, I'm Adam
Too hot to hoot
No lemons, no melon
Too bad I hid a boot
Lisa Bonet ate no basil
Warsaw was raw
Was it a car or a cat I saw?

Rise to vote, sir
Do geese see God?
"Do nine men interpret?" "Nine men," I nod
Rats live on no evil star
Won't lovers revolt now?
Race fast, safe car
Pa's a sap
Ma is as selfless as I am
May a moody baby doom a yam?

Ah, Satan sees Natasha
No devil lived on
Lonely Tylenol
Not a banana baton
No "x" in "Nixon"
O, stone, be not so
O Geronimo, no minor ego
"Naomi," I moan
"A Toyota's a Toyota"
A dog, a panic in a pagoda

Oh no! Don Ho!
Nurse, I spy gypsies - run!
Senile felines
Now I see bees I won
UFO tofu
We panic in a pew
Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo
God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog

The cool thing is they're all palindromic sentences. XD

[Combusken BG]

Weird Al Yankovic has a lot of songs with weird lyrics such as: (Long post warning)

Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch - Weird Al Yankovic

Some girls like to buy new shoes
And others like driving trucks and wearing tattoo’s
There’s only one thing that they all like a bunch,
Oh, girls they wanna have lunch
Oh, girls just wanna have lunch

I know how to keep a woman satisfied
When I whip out my Diner’s Card their eyes get so wide
They’re always in the mood for something to munch
Oh, girls they wanna have lunch
Oh, girls just wanna have

That’s all they really want
Is some lunch
Don’t ask them to dinner or breakfast or brunch
‘Cause girls they wanna have lunch
Oh, girls just wanna have lunch

Girls they want, wanna wave unch,
Girls wanna have…
She eats like she got a hole in her neck,
And I’m the one that always gets stuck with the check
Can’t figure out how come they don’t weigh a ton
Oh, girls they wanna have lunch
Oh, girls just wanna have

That’s all they really want
Some lunch
Don’t know for certain but I’ve got a hunch
Those girls they wanna have lunch
Oh, girls just wanna have lunch

Girls, they want, wanna have lunch
Girls wanna have
They just wanna, they just wanna girls
They just wanna, they just wanna
Girls just wanna have lunch
They just wanna, they just wanna
They just wanna, they just wanna

Bedrock Anthem - Weird Al Yankovic

Sometimes I feel
Like I need a vacation
Sometimes I feel
Like I wanna go
To the city of cavemen
The city of Bedrock
I'd be a Flintstone
Now I'll tell you why....

Well I've got I've got a woman named Wilma
Well I've got I've got a baby named Pebbles
Well I've got I've got a doggy named Dino
We do a little bowling and we drink a little vino

Well I've got a little buddy, Barney Rubble
Got a neighbor by the name of Barney Rubble
He's a midget but he makes a lot of trouble
Does'nt like to shave, he got caveman stubble

Me and Barney, Loyal Order Water Buffalo
Lodge brothers, Loyal Order Water Buffalo
There's a handshake everybody gotta know
How come Grand Poo-Bah always gotta run the whole show?

Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do now
Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do now
Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do now
I get by on all my prehistoric knowhow

Betty and Barney got a baby named Bamm-Bamm
Little Pebbles is his number one fan
He's the strongest toddler in the whole land
Tear your arm off if he shake-es your hand

Got a car, gonna push it with my feet now
Gonna take my family out to eat now
Jumbo ribs at the drive-in can't be beat now
Made from brontosaurus baby, not moo-cow

Wanna chill with a sabre-toothed tiger
Wear a loincloth, natural fiber
Be the first Rolling Stone subscriber
Got a pterodactyl for a windshield wiper

Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do now
Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do now
Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do now
Don't know what it means but I say it anyhow

Lucky me, workin' down in the gravel pit
Movin' rocks, on a big dinosaur I sit
Mr. Slate gets mad and he throws a fit
Pull the birdie's tail, everybody knows its time to quit

Realize I'm livin' in the Stone Age
No fax, no cellular phone-Age
Pick my teeth with a dinosaur bone-Age
Liftin' heavy boulders every day for my wage

Barney Rubble, laugin' like a hyena
Barney Rubble, what a little wiener
Where's Wilma? Anybody seen her?
Got a baby elephant vacuum cleaner

Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do now
Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do now
Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do now
Yabba dabba, Yabba dabba dabba do now

The Saga Begins - Weird Al Yankovic (My personal favorite song that Wierd Al has done)

A long, long time ago
In a galaxy far away
Naboo was under an attack
And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn
Could talk the Federation in-
To maybe cutting them a little slack
But their response, it didn't thrill us
They locked the doors and tried to kill us
We escaped from that gas
Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass
We took a bongo from the scene
And we went to Theed to see the queen
We all wound up on Tatooine
That's where we found this boy...

Oh my my, this here Anakin guy
Maybe Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

Did you know this junkyard slave
Isn't even old enough to shave
But he can use the Force, they say
Ahh, do you see him hitting on the queen
Though he's just nine and she's fourteen
Yeah, he's probably gonna marry her someday
Well, I know he built C-3PO
And I've heard how fast his pod can go
And we were broke, it's true
So we made a wager or two
He was a prepubescent flyin' ace
And the minute Jabba started off that race
Well, I knew who'd win first place
Oh yes, it was our boy

We started singin'...
My my, this here Anakin guy
Maybe Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

Now we finally got to Coruscant
The Jedi Council we knew would want
To see how good the boy could be
So we took him there and we told the tale
How his midi-chlorians were off the scale
And he might fulfill that prophecy
Oh, the Council was impressed, of course
Could he bring balance to the Force?
They interviewed the kid
Oh, training they forbid
Because Yoda sensed in him much fear
And Qui-Gon said, "Now listen here
Just stick it in your pointy ear
I still will teach this boy"

He was singin'...
My my, this here Anakin guy
Maybe Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

We caught a ride back to Naboo
'Cause Queen Amidala wanted to
I frankly would've liked to stay
We all fought in that epic war
And it wasn't long at all before
Little Hotshot flew his plane and saved the day
And in the end some Gungans died
Some ships blew up and some pilots fried
A lot of folks were croakin'
The battle droids were broken
And the Jedi I admire most
Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast
While I'm still here and he's a ghost
I guess I'll train this boy

And I was singin'...
My my, this here Anakin guy
Maybe Vader some day later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

We were singin'...
My my, this here Anakin guy
Maybe Vader some day later, now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

Just to name a few.

[Sigh]

OOH OOH! pick me
"She's an ugly girl, does it make you want to kill her?
She's an ugly girl, do you want to kick in her face?" - Jewel

"Kill the Turkey, shoot him down. Pluck his feathers, make him ground, make burgers, kill the cow, slit his throat, let him bleed, make steaks, make burgers good to eat." - Gregory and the Hawk

"In the next world war, In a jackknifed juggernaut, I am born again" -Radiohead

"Please could you stop the noise, I'm trying to get some rest
From all the unborn chicken voices in my head
What's that...? (I may be paranoid, but not an android)" - Radiohead

"That's it, sir
You're leaving
The crackle of pigskin
The dust and the screaming
The yuppies networking
The panic, the vomit
The panic, the vomit
God loves his children, God loves his children, yeah!" -Radiohead, same song

"I already know the ending
It's the part that makes your face implode
I don't know what makes your face implode
But that's the way the movie ends" - They Might Be Giants

ok i'm done

[guineadan]

Girls aloud lyrics seem to amuse me, they're so bad xD Examples include:
"Let's go, eskimo" "shakin' like a cool lemonade"

[Asthaloth]

Girls aloud lyrics seem to amuse me, they're so bad xD Examples include:
"Let's go, eskimo" "shakin' like a cool lemonade"

I was convinced for about five months that one of their songs was about Tax evasion, because I misheard one of the lyrics.
I did, mishear it... right?

[Meer]

Lets go hang out in a mall, or a morgue,
A smorgasbord
Lets go hang out in a church
We'll go find lurch
Then we'll haul a** down through the abbey
-- Rattlesnake by Live
That always makes me laugh.

Angel, don't you have some bagels in my oven?
-- Insomnia And The Hole In The Universe by Live
Um, yeah. That whole song is very weird actually.

[schlough]

Gotta' love the Beatles...

Well you should see Polythene Pam
She's so good looking
But she looks like a man
Well, you should see her in drag
dressed in a polythene bag
Yes you should see Polythene Pam
Yeh, yeh, yeh

Get a dose of her in jackboot and kilt
She's killer diller when
she's dressed to the hilt
She's the kind of a girl
that makes the news of the world
Yes you could say she was attractively built
Yeh, yeh, yeh

The first time I heard this I thought I had lost it... I had to listen to the CD track over twice before I believed it.

[Smart Duck]

Driving around in a volkswagon van
Thinking 'bout the people upside down in Japan..

Fountains of Wayne

I'll think of something else in the middle of class tomorrow, I'm sure of it.