The stingrays are coming!

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Ixist · #1 Post by **Ixist** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:07 am

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,222381,00.html

You see! They got their first taste of blood thanks to Irwin, and now they must have MORE!

Or it was another tragic accident. Your call.

#2 Post by **Siouxper** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 1:28 pm

No way that was another accident. There must be some kind of stingray army out to get us! I am staying out of the water now.

Dragonfire · #3 Post by **Dragonfire** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 2:15 pm

*sigh* Why are people making such a big deal out of this? It happens more often than you think, it's just that with Irwin's death the media has increased the hype.

Hurrah for modern media. <_<

ahoteinrun · #4 Post by **ahoteinrun** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 2:35 pm

Fish jumping into boats happens a lot more then you think, stingray piercing people in the heart does not.
It's just a couple of freak accidents. Nothing more nothing less.

Though I personally find the idea of a stingray army rather appealing.

Igg · #5 Post by **Igg** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 3:47 pm

WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!

Kitten Medli · #6 Post by **Kitten Medli** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 5:00 pm

That is weird. I'd say its a coincidence (however you spell it) though.

DM was on fire! · #7 Post by **DM was on fire!** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 6:15 pm

That's what I'm thinking.

Christopher · #8 Post by **Christopher** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 7:16 pm

Igg wrote:WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!

HOLD ME IGG!

Ixist · #9 Post by **Ixist** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 7:55 pm

Christopher wrote:
Igg wrote:WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!

HOLD ME IGG!

So you're cheating on me with HER?! Well that's fine then! You can, die at the hands of the stingrays in the arms of your FANCY WOMAN!

*sob*

And yea, it most likely IS just a coincidence. I was just saying about the evil stingray armies because they are most liklely down there, waiting to strike like some waitey-strikey thing.

On a Rubber Duck · Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:27 pm

We have disturbed the balance! The stingrays have come to take revenge!

But seriously, the fact that another stingray attack happened so soon is pretty unnerving. I've heard that other than Steve Irwin, there were only 3 other recorded stingray deaths. Creepy.

zorg · #11 Post by **zorg** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 12:01 pm

Dragonfire wrote:*sigh* Why are people making such a big deal out of this? It happens more often than you think, it's just that with Irwin's death the media has increased the hype.

Hurrah for modern media. <_<

No it doesn't. It barely ever happens

I think the numbers something like 17 actually ^_^

#12 Post by **Siouxper** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 1:52 pm

sir zorg wrote:
Dragonfire wrote:*sigh* Why are people making such a big deal out of this? It happens more often than you think, it's just that with Irwin's death the media has increased the hype.

Hurrah for modern media. <_<

No it doesn't. It barely ever happens

I think the numbers something like 17 actually ^_^

Even more reason to believe that the evil stingray army is out to get us!

Jocelyn Spicer · #13 Post by **Jocelyn Spicer** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 1:30 am

Ahhh! Hold me! (creates Jack-Bots that look like Jack)
Jack-bot: (holds me)

Good thing I live in a desert like area!

Oh no! What's this? They have created flying water tanks! Ahhhhhhhh!

#14 Post by **shapu** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 2:19 pm

Pretty sure the below link is pretty clean, but just to be sure, it's a link.

It's from comedian Tim Bedore, and there's an MP3 version of this available on the same page.

Read, digest, and flee.

http://www.vaguebuttrue.com/genius.htm# ... sAreAginUs

Twinkle · #15 Post by **Twinkle** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 2:25 pm

Ixist wrote:
Christopher wrote:
Igg wrote:WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!

HOLD ME IGG!

So you're cheating on me with HER?! Well that's fine then! You can, die at the hands of the stingrays in the arms of your FANCY WOMAN!

*sob*

Good grief Chris, how many more women do you want?!