Who will win? Vikings v. Ninja v. Samurai

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Ammer · #16 Post by **Ammer** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 5:47 pm

What's up with this whole "Ninja Versus Pirates" thing going around?

I think I missed something.

May · #17 Post by **May** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 9:36 pm

Vikings!

Reasons:
#1) Vikings are just awesome!
#2) See #1.
#3) I don't see any American football teams named after ninjas or samurais...Go Minnesota Vikings!

Anoohilator · #18 Post by **Anoohilator** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 9:38 pm

And being Swedish by nationality, I swore an oath to support Vikings till I die...

Twizzler0171 · #19 Post by **Twizzler0171** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 3:08 am

A couple of days ago, my psych teacher and one of the students got into an 'argument' over which would win... A Jedi or a Ninja. haha.

Anyways, I don't know what would win. I've been called Yoda, a pirate, and a ninja before, heh. But never a viking... so vikings would lose? I dunno, lol.

ryan.riverside · #20 Post by **ryan.riverside** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 3:17 am

I swear I posted on here....

Ninjas

1. Vikings: No style
2. Samurai: Too much honour
3. Ninjas: Kym's a ninja spammer, so...

zorg · #21 Post by **zorg** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 12:06 pm

Twizzler0171 wrote:A couple of days ago, my psych teacher and one of the students got into an 'argument' over which would win... A Jedi or a Ninja. haha.

Anyways, I don't know what would win. I've been called Yoda, a pirate, and a ninja before, heh. But never a viking... so vikings would lose? I dunno, lol.

Thats a stupid argument.

Of COURSE a jedi would win.

Christopher · #22 Post by **Christopher** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 12:15 pm

Essentially A Jedi is what you get when you add magic and technology to a swordsman.

stones · #23 Post by **stones** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 11:15 pm

psh, no contest. the ninjas would

1) speed
2) spandex
c) samuris are fat...
5) the only thing vikings can do is sail away on their stupid longboats..

Asthaloth · #24 Post by **Asthaloth** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 1:05 am

stones wrote:5) the only thing vikings can do is sail away on their stupid longboats..

And Subjugate entire countries

Vikings > Ninja.

zorg · #25 Post by **zorg** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 2:59 am

Setekh wrote:
stones wrote:5) the only thing vikings can do is sail away on their stupid longboats..

And Subjugate entire countries

Vikings > Ninja.

Oooh ZING.

Samurai seems ot have very little push for it, which is silly because Samurai are pretty cool.

Christopher · #26 Post by **Christopher** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 4:23 am

Ninjas generally have a more median coolness and abilities with some paticularly outstanding individuals. Samurai on the other hand produce far more lower boring useless masses, though the oustanding individuals are often godly. Vikings tend to have a high average though with fewer outstandings.

alien · #27 Post by **alien** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 5:30 am

this was on mythbusters a week ago.. plus french with a rapier, the rapier snapped on a katana, katana had a stress fracture against katana, viking and samuri blade both stress fractured the other ones, and they couldnt defeat each other, so Ninjas win
mostly because i like them the most..

sirclucky · #28 Post by **sirclucky** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 7:50 pm

Its like RPS

Ninja pwn Samuri. Samuri pwn Vikings. Vikings pwn Ninja.

Pirates pwn all.

stones · #29 Post by **stones** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 11:07 pm

sirclucky wrote:Its like RPS

Ninja pwn Samuri. Samuri pwn Vikings. Vikings pwn Ninja.

Pirates pwn all.

hmmm, i concur (if thats how you spell it)... how about eskimos, where do they stand?

Kugetsu · #30 Post by **Kugetsu** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 12:28 am

Under the pirates, which are under the ninjas...and the Vikings, and the samurai... and robots... and zombies... and Power Rangers...

Then again, since it's almost "Talk Like a Pirate Day" (or already is depending on where you live) I guess pirates get a HUGE boost for the day putting them on top.

The eskimos are still at the bottom, though, they don't exactly fight...