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Snippy · #91 Post by **Snippy** » Sun May 07, 2006 3:17 am

Unfortunately Harold was hopelessly addicted to graham crackers.

endeavourl · #92 Post by **endeavourl** » Sun May 07, 2006 3:21 am

Fortunatly, there was a graham cracker warehouse right next to the now demolished school, and Harold was able to eat to his heart's content by pawing a huge hole in the side of the warehouse.

Snippy · #93 Post by **Snippy** » Sun May 07, 2006 3:28 am

Unfortunately they were infested with rats and they climbed all over him and bit onto his ears.

pipsqueeek · #94 Post by **pipsqueeek** » Sun May 07, 2006 3:36 am

Fortunately his ears contain a rat mind control drug

endeavourl · #95 Post by **endeavourl** » Sun May 07, 2006 4:05 am

Unfortunatly, these rats were immune, and thus continued biting harold.

Snippy · #96 Post by **Snippy** » Sun May 07, 2006 4:11 am

Fortunately the rats made cute ear rings.

CrescentRoses · #97 Post by **CrescentRoses** » Sun May 07, 2006 5:22 am

Unfortunately, because of cute rat earrings he was now wearing, Harold had an uncontrollable desire to wear a dress and pumps.

Off-Topic Edit: I just wanted to say that I've never even heard of this thread before, but I find myself laughing when I think about it. More so when I read the posts. I look forward to coming here to see what new crazy random things are done, lol.

Amethyst · #98 Post by **Amethyst** » Sun May 07, 2006 5:28 am

Fortunately, Harold was able to overcome that desire and wear sneakers with his dress.

Christopher · #99 Post by **Christopher** » Sun May 07, 2006 8:02 am

Unfortunately Harolds last name is Hoerwick.

Twitchy · #100 Post by **Twitchy** » Sun May 07, 2006 7:08 pm

Fortunately he keeps that fact a secret

Ixistant · #101 Post by **Ixistant** » Sun May 07, 2006 7:33 pm

Unfortunately, a reporter saw his last name on his underwear when Harold was getting changed into his dress and told the whole world.

Twitchy · #102 Post by **Twitchy** » Sun May 07, 2006 7:33 pm

Fortunately he found a paper bag to wear over his head.

matchbow · #103 Post by **matchbow** » Sun May 07, 2006 7:46 pm

Unfortunately, because of his paper bag wearing habits, Harold was mistaken for Igor Gouzenko

Twitchy · #104 Post by **Twitchy** » Sun May 07, 2006 7:47 pm

Fortunately because of that everyone forgot his ast name.

matchbow · #105 Post by **matchbow** » Sun May 07, 2006 7:57 pm

Unfortunately, Harold then decided to dig a hole in which to hide