Funny Neomails!

[myname7772]

Subject: hi
Folder: Inbox
Message:

[Report Message] can u help me play stock market in my other account? i will also give u my """"""" for it cause ive been losing many nps. so can u help me? u look rich *cough* 126NP *cough* and can u help me? i played a long time but still poor. i have another account on (multing). so is it okay?

I've clearly stated on my public account (myname7772 on neo) that I only have 126NP, I really need to show proof. She's older then me with painted petz. I'm too nice to report the amount of intelligence in the mail.

07:16pm
Subject: U!
Inbox
can you please donate me some np i only have 48,000

I got this mail unoticed 3 minutes after the one above. Btw how can I give or donate NP (you can only donate items if you don't want to go through all the hassle). This person is also one year older then moi!

[jellyoflight]

*is still pressing tab and waiting for something to happen*


I remember once on a topic like this, there was a funny one...


"can i ahve a pb yes or no"


"No.|


"well fine but u dnt need 2 b so blunt about it!!!"

[galonski64]

People like though, almost makes me change my policy about being nice to my other neopet.com brothers and sisters, lol. I mean, maybe they are telling the truth, but i hate when you tell them how they can earn money there to lazy to do it, lol. Also I have worked very hard on my account, to be giving things away. I never hit the mil mark yet, and as soon as i do, it be also when I spend a mil, lol. I always wanted a bd item to make me look less then a novice, lol.

[Magica]

i saw that you hav a gruslen in the auction i just started but can i give you 14,347 neopoints for it? i want one really bad but cant afford it if you say no that is still okay

I felt like I wanted to reply "I don't think so," but I decided to ignore it.

And for those people who don't listen:

Hi! I know it said you currently weren't accepting guild invites, but could you check out my guild? Thanx!

Even thought I clearly stated in my userlookup to NOT send me invites through neomail ~_~

[Phlameseeker]

Its like in my shop, it clearly says "Draik Transmogrification Potion is NOT, i repeat NOT for sale. It is just there until I find the right pet to use it on, so please NO neomails for it etc! Thank You." and yet I still get neomails like...

how much for Draik Transmogrification Potion ?

and

i have 3 pb and 150k.... but i prefer have a draik

I mean. I've clearly stated that I'm not selling.

[galonski64]

And for those people who don't listen:

Hi! I know it said you currently weren't accepting guild invites, but could you check out my guild? Thanx!

Even thought I clearly stated in my userlookup to NOT send me invites through neomail ~_~

I know that feeling also. I wrote in my user lookup I am looking for a Nintendo or videogame base guild to join and I get at least 2 non videogames invite a week or so. It really sucks when people can't take the time to see who there inviting and things like that.

[vtothec]

LOL I dont usually have neomail unblocked but when I do watch the begger mail come flying in! I got one yesterday...will you give me a paint brush or be my neofriend? lol i didnt reply...I wanted to!

[stampsyne]

That is why I don't show things I ahve no intention of selling and only sell the big stuff one at a time. It keeps down the idiocity.

[Xerophyte]

Gah ...honestly ...the only thing that holds me down from replying in the "nicest" way I can is fear of getting reported for being rude of offensive or whatever ...

[o_0]

your a breath of fresh fat (or as i should say old fat). but its ok your fat. i'll stiil talk to you so, hi.

xD Many others got this.

[stampsyne]

Proper grammar added..

Can I borrow 11 million neopoints? I need it for the Adam avatar.

Enough Said.

[vtothec]

Gah ...honestly ...the only thing that holds me down from replying in the "nicest" way I can is fear of getting reported for being rude of offensive or whatever ...

Yep thats why I dont reply Id end up saying something 'nice' LOL

[Knives]

Once this begger came to me, asking for a paintbrush sitting on my lots. She said that this was her brothers account and she "claimed" to like the same things I did. Then she asked me to tell her about myself. I declined, so she preceeded with telling me about her. In her description, she said she had no brothers or sisters. That made me think. So I deleted her neomail and blocked her.

[Tasha7008]

I got a neomail once saying give me your pw and i will only take a few things if you don't give your pw to me i will hack into your account and take all your items and neopoints ..

[vtothec]

I got a neomail once saying give me your pw and i will only take a few things if you don't give your pw to me i will hack into your account and take all your items and neopoints ..

lol