Weird Neomails - share your favourites

[Kuri]

This is the latest odd neomail I've gotten.

"can you find me a bottle of sand if you do I will give you a rare item"

I didn't even bother replying...

[RolandOfTheEld]

I got this this morning and immediatly thought of this thread...

"You probably don't remember me, but I was in first grade with you, I see you've had an account for a long time [61months], does this mean you are rich? can you give me a baby paintbrush?"

my response:

"no I don't remember you (you don't know me either, I'm just a random guy) [I have a false name on my account of course]. yes I am well off, and no... I can't get you a baby paintbrush... go away"

I wanted to say "sure I'll give you a baby paintbrush, if you pay me 20mil np in advance" but I figured that might be considered scamming so I didn't. I'll keep y'all up to date if they respond

EDIT: I also copied and pasted their message and saved it on my computer in case they decide they don't like this and report me XP

[Magica]

Being the owner and maintainer of a Bardock (DBZ Goku's father) website, I got this way back in 2000. The grammar and spelling has been fixed, though.

Bardock is the weakest Saiyan he got killed by Freeza for crying out loud and he was like in one episode for one minute so why do you like him? And he looks like Goku for Kami's sake.

I've gotten a few neomails asking to decrease items in my shop or asking if they can buy and item (in one case a brown snowbunny) for cheaper than what it usually was. I just ignore them.

Though this one was recent

I was wondering where you got hte christmas paintbrush. If you know where you got it plz e-mail me back to tell me.

[Kobe]

I just got this one today.

ok, how long have have you been playing?

My lookup states that it is my main account and is also my first account, so lets think about this

[hakuryu_86]

You can't begin to imagine what mails I get

The few I remember was...

" how du u become a gallion rancher?"

and

" how do you breed the petpets"/ "where do you go to breed petpets"


I swear, wierd neomail's the only thing that gets me laughing on Neo nowadays

[the_mongoose2020]

OK I'll take my most recent,

I really like your Darigan Eyrie, can you possibly trade for my Poogle? I responded in normal fashion as I do with all New Member neomails:


"This one time at band camp..."

[Daze]

I have been getting nmails from people wanting help on the tablets. I don't mind helping but some of them make it hard.

I just got this nmail:

but i view everything..left and right

That's all it said. I had to try and figure out what they meant.

Sheesh, It wouldn't have harmed them to type a few more words.

[RolandOfTheEld]

My "friend" from first grade responded today.

"Yes I know you. Your name is Dolores Greer. we went to elementary school together in Atlantic City New Jersey. Can I please have a baby paint brush?"


This did it. I reported them. Normally I just block them, but they must have been making this stuff up.
"First off, my user look-up clearly states I am MALE. I have NEVER been to New Jersey and do not know why any one would WANT to go to New Jersey. I also can not afford a baby pb for myself, so I'm surely not giving you one. Finally, I am reporting you. Good bye"

That was annoying...

[Kalaweni]

My "friend" from first grade responded today.

"Yes I know you. Your name is Dolores Greer. we went to elementary school together in Atlantic City New Jersey. Can I please have a baby paint brush?"


This did it. I reported them. Normally I just block them, but they must have been making this stuff up.
"First off, my user look-up clearly states I am MALE. I have NEVER been to New Jersey and do not know why any one would WANT to go to New Jersey. I also can not afford a baby pb for myself, so I'm surely not giving you one. Finally, I am reporting you. Good bye"

That was annoying...

Hey! What's wrong with New Jersey?

I usually get really strange neomails after I help on the Quests boards.

My favorite one went something like this. I wish I could have saved it.

"What's your problem? It seems to me that you just gave -enter someones username here- the item for his quest without letting him buy it for him. Can't you just buy my quest item? You're really rude buying things for some people and not others."

i gave someone their quest item since i had it and it was only 200np.. this person who I recieved this neomail from had a quest for an item 10k.

I just blocked them and laughed.

[labbiedor]

Heh, I remember I got one a while ago that just consisted of the word "wow" over and over again...and it was a long neomail Copy and paste is bad!

I got that same one! I wonder if it's the same person. Then after I didn't resond, they said "WHERE R U????". I just deleted it. It was really bizarre, considering I never met or heard of the person before.

[someorangegirlingreen]

I remember my fan mail week, which is when my article was published in the NTimes, and I got so many *weird* people all talking about asparagus (the subject of the article). And they were like... hyper. It went something around, OMG!!!111 I loVE YouR ARtcle! AsPARRRAGus! OmGH!!!