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Sun Feb 12, 2006 7:53 am

I would like to see more appeals for the Home Run Bat. This entire round is really about the bat.

Please submit more appeals for the Home Run Bat or else you will feel my vengence. Arigato Gozaimasu! :D

Edit:
Just two-ish hours until the bat gets handed down from the heavens. The Pokeballs get tossed out then too, but that isn't too exciting. Also, a new Stage will appear.

SSMB 2 (How to play on each update)

Mon Feb 13, 2006 2:12 am

Round 16

I am still a little sick, but feeling much better. Thanks for all your support.

Story as of now:
After delivering an eloquent speech of mostly grunts and feces hurling, DK honorably earns the right to use the Home Run Bat. DK winds up and swings at Pikachu. Before the bat connects, Luigi 'innocently' pushes Mario in front of the speeding bat. Mario is knocked out of the park without a second thought. In the confusion of the bat mishap, Ganon charges a Warlock Punch and nails DK for -5 damage. Running from the fight, Pikachu drops a Pokeball. 'Pika pika pi pika' (trans: 'Why did the dinosaurs die? Me! *bleep*ers!'), he taunsts as Faiyā burst out of the Pokeball. Faiyā deals -4 damage to G&W, Purin, Luigi, and Kirby. 'Yoshi!' (trans: 'The Moon rules!'), Yoshi yells as he throws the last Pokeball. A massive Kabigon pops out and slams Capt Falcon and Koopa for -4 each. 'I'll get my revenge,' Koopa mutters. Suddenly, a squad of Arwings streak by. The ground moves to reveal everyone is standing on the Great Fox over Corneria.

Preferred Attack format:[Character A] attacks [Character B] for -3 damage’ [Do not forget the underline, red, and bold.]

Simple Attack format:[Character A] attacks [Character B] for-3 damage’ [Do not forget the bold.]

Preferred Heal format:[Character] heals for +2 HP [Do not forget the green and bold.]

Simple Heal format:[Character] heals for +2 HP [Do not forget the bold.]

Specials follow the same format where appropriate.

Starting/Maximum HP = 50

Luigi---------------------27
Peach--------------------47
Koopa-------------------42
Dr Mario----------------47
Yoshi--------------------45
Pikachu------------------43
Pichu---------------------38
Mewtwo-----------------42
Purin---------------------25
DK-----------------------40
Capt Falcon-------------39
Fox-----------------------19
Falco---------------------46
Ice Climbers-------------37
Kirby---------------------46
Link----------------------25
Young Link-------------46
Zelda---------------------45
Sheik---------------------50
Ganondorf---------------48
Mr Game & Watch-----35
Roy----------------------46
Marth--------------------50

Eliminations (Victim, Character, Player):
Ness - Pikachu - Blk Mage
Samus - Peach - Blk Mage
Master Hand - DK - Sirclucky
Mario - DK - Sirclucky & Stinkyllama


Round 16 Announcements:
1: Since this round last took up so much time, those free to post as of this update will be PST +3, PST +2, PST +1, PST, and PST -1 (Basically only the US and Canada). Sorry to those east of the US, but you're a pion (European, get it! :D :P )
2: Just a reminder. You can post new attacks after 1700 (5 PM) your time
3: Time delays have been added to the stronger of weapons. That probably won't happen too many times later.
4: Clucky-san had a great and beautiful argument as to why DK earned the bat. Llama-chan was the only other one of you to argue for a character. Because of Clucky's SNAFU yesterday and that Llama was the only one to offer 'get well' wishes, both share the kill.
5: Thank you so much for such great [AS] quotes. Clucky-san had one of my favorites; I love the Mooninites; Dr O is too cool; and Big O is one of the coolest shows out there. It was really hard chosing a winner.
6: A new Pokeball will return next Saturday (Round 21?). If you don't like it, bite my shiny, metal ... Never mind :D
7: Giga Koopa! Giga Koopa! Only 42 away.

This Round's Weapons:
1 Fire Flower: -1 damage to three characters
Open at 5 PM JST: 1 Super Scope: -1 damage to distributed any way to up to four characters
Open at 5PM GMT: 1 Ray Gun: -3 damage to two characters


This Round's Specials:
Automatic: Marth: Counter: Redirect all attacks against Marth for this round
PST +/-0: Dr Mario: Super Jump Punch: -4 damage to one character. Target can not attack or heal for the rest of the round
PST +/-12: Yoshi: Egg Throw: -4 damage to one character

This Round's Stage:
Corneria: Arwing backup! -4 damage to three characters who took no action this round

Quick but important poll!
If you want to be polled (no need to enter), please post what timezone you are in, based on GMT. I am in PST which is GMT -8. This way I can keep track of double posts better. Thank you!

Mon Feb 13, 2006 2:18 am

Darn homework >_>. Oh well, it's just Mario, as much as I love him.

Dr. Mario uses Super Jump Punch on DK for -4. DK can't attack nor heal. xP

That's for Mario!

Mon Feb 13, 2006 3:05 am

Roy attacks Luigi for -3 Damage

Plumbers aint welcome 'round these parts.

Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:16 am

But DK didn't kill Mario! He wanted to kill Pikachu, but Luigi made him kill Mario.

Thus

Luigi attacks Himself for -3 damamge

because he cannot stand the fact that he killed his brother.

If self inflicted pain is not allowed, then

Peach attacks Luigi for -3 damamge .

Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:23 am

sirclucky wrote:But DK didn't kill Mario! He wanted to kill Pikachu, but Luigi made him kill Mario.

Thus

Luigi attacks Himself for -3 damamge

because he cannot stand the fact that he killed his brother.

...


Self-mutilation is frowned upon by most religions, even Daoists/Buddhists like me. Plus I warned that any posting SNAFUs would get retaliation.

Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:25 am

Nice set.

Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:31 am

Arigato, Chris-san. I had it on tap for a few days and decided to finally switch.

Original here

Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:40 am

Omg, someone attempted to kill Pikachu the person I use for basically all my attacks how evil.

Pikachu attack Luigi the green dude for -3 damage.

Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:45 am

Me wrote:Story as of now:
After delivering an eloquent speech of mostly grunts and feces hurling, DK honorably earns the right to use the Home Run Bat. DK winds up and swings at Pikachu. Before the bat connects, Luigi 'innocently' pushes Mario in front of the speeding bat. Mario is knocked out of the park without a second thought.


sirclucky wrote:But DK didn't kill Mario! He wanted to kill Pikachu, ...


Everyone does know it was DK that tried to kill Pika. Luigi saved him.

Mon Feb 13, 2006 5:00 am

Skynetmain wrote:Arigato, Chris-san. I had it on tap for a few days and decided to finally switch.

Original here


It's like Rei stole one of Haydee's gowns :O

Mon Feb 13, 2006 5:05 am

Christopher wrote:
Skynetmain wrote:Arigato, Chris-san. I had it on tap for a few days and decided to finally switch.

Original here


It's like Rei stole one of Haydee's gowns :O


Haydee? o_O A link to a pic would help maybe.

PS: To all that think we're wasting space, I am in charge and I say it is okay. If anyone wants to start side conversations with me or any other player, go ahead. As long as we still play the game, I don't mind side discussions.

PPS: I will give 2 points to the first person to to post and define Bender's least used word. I will also give 10 points to the first person to post or PM (better to PM since it is a little touchy) what Huey said to cause the riot at the garden party in his dream. You have until 12 PM (Noon) PST tomorrow. Another 10 points will be given out per essay about why 12/02/2006's Boondocks episode was so cool. Thanks!
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Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:26 am

Haydée. (the girl :P )

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Mon Feb 13, 2006 11:33 am

Yoshi attacks DK for -3 damage for trying to dispose of Pikachu.

:P

PS: I didn't watch the Boondocks episode cuz I was finishing up with some Bday stuff so if someone could fill me in on what I missed, that'd be uber cool.

Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:52 pm

stinkyllama wrote:Yoshi attacks DK for -3 damage for trying to dispose of Pikachu.

:P

PS: I didn't watch the Boondocks episode cuz I was finishing up with some Bday stuff so if someone could fill me in on what I missed, that'd be uber cool.



Actually, Yoshi has the Egg Throw (activated just three-ish hours ago) so that has becom a -4 damage.

And, Riley, Ed III, and Gin Remmy tried to kidnap Oprah. Lots of idiocy and bleeps. Samual L Jackson was still perfect as Remmy. Huey had two awesome martial arts battles: one where he wiped Riley, at times using a katana; the other against 'Bushido Brown' (Oprah's bodyguard). Both fights were perfect. There were a lot of 'see to believe' and 'hard to describe because it was too funny' moments including, but not limited to: Ed III and Remmy robbing the bank for practice, lots of two-way pager jokes, ED III trying (and failing to swim) ('Swim, [female dog]!' - Remmy), and two accidental kidnapings (Maya Angelou and Bill Cosby). One of their best/funniest episodes (personal opinion).

PS: Like the new set. I can tell Sora, but not the other guy.

PPS: Happy birthday :hug: You, Abe, and Darwin all share the same day. (Don't tell anyone, but that was the factor that made me lean Mooninite in that hard [AS] quote contest).
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