Serial Killer Game

[Blake]

Eye like too eet eegs

[Typhoon]

no capitalization?

[Mongrel]

Purple monkey?

[Laryxle]

n vwls

hll hw r y tdy

[Miyu]

Posts consisting of a single line? High Bob.

[Wind]

Not first this time?
Let's try with two lines.

[CWisgood]

I think the rule is to have a smilie in your post.

*runs around waiting to be killed*

[3lla]

i think the rule is not to have any numbers in your post

[Rox]

I still rule.

[thelilbear]

Bob wakes up from a well rested nap and surveys the hapless victims in front of him.

Bob pulls out a chainsaw and swings it towards LovioNeko, chopping him in two.

Typhoon tries to run away, but Bob stops his flight with a chainsaw to the face.

Bob grabs a javelin from the wall and throws it at Moongewl, skewering her to the wall.

Laryxle leaves out his vowels, but that doesn't fool Bob. Bob brandishes a revolver and shoots Laryxle in the stomach, making him into a giant, dead "o".

Bob turns to Princess Miyu and lunges at her, but she manages to squeak past and stumble out the door.

Angered at her escape, Bob grabs his machete and cuts Wind into two for her two lines.

CWisGood tries to run away, but he trips over the pieces of Wind and impales himself on the end of the javelin sticking out of Moongewl's body.

Bob wipes his brow (killing is hard work!) and advances on ellamcumber. When he is almost upon her he pulls out a mallet and bops her on the head. Hard.

Roxas_X tries to tell the serial killer how much he rules, but the serial killer is too busy cutting out Roxas' heart to listen.

After the carnage is over, Bob sits down in an easy chair to wait for the next visit and pulls out his knitting.

[Starhack]

I think the rule is to only have 8 words in your post

Hello, Bob the Dummy, how are you today?

[thelilbear]

Bob looks up at Starhack as he enters the room, but Bob is at a difficult section of knitting, so he allows Starhack to get away.

[Starhack]

Is it one line and a question mark?

Thanks for letting me go, you like that?

[mik19180]

I think the rule is to have the word 'Bob' in your post.

Hello, Bob. How are you today?

[Anoohilator]

Whassup?