Advice

Written by: Anonymous

Another issue of the Pink Ink and another all-important advice column (come on, I know you guys just read it for this part of the issue ;)) Allow me to introduce myself, I am the new Anonymous lurking in the pink-tinted shadows dealing out random answers to very random questions. If you want to throw questions at me, send me an e-mail at failedlogin@gmail.com or send them to one of the Supereditors. Until then, I'll be going though some questions that have been left by my predecessor.

How far do you think my bassoon will go if I throw it? Should I even throw it, even if it's for a good cause?

It depends on how well you can throw. Unless you have good insurance on the bassoon, I don't think it's a good idea to throw it.

Why am I spending so much time on PPT? :D

You're hooked... and once you're in, you can never leave (well you can, but let's not get technical.) :P

Why do you choose to give advice?

Because it's fun! ^_^

How come only two mods like me and the rest want to destroy my soul?

Perhaps you have given the wrong impression of yourself at some point or another to certain moderators. However, I don't even think the admins want the mods to destroy any souls.

Why does the guy I like in real life look completely different from Zero?

Sadly, not everyone can be like Zero so you end up with someone who's not like Zero.

Why can't I dig a hole to China?

It's because you're currently writing about why you're not digging a hole to China and preoccupied with it.

Why do flames set things on fire?

Because they're that hot, baby. ;P

Why do people always want to dig holes to China?

Some people are that desperate for Chinese food even if it is the harder alternative to getting it.

Where do Chinese people get to dig holes to if everyone wants to dig holes to China?

England

I used to be indecisive and now I'm not quite sure, how do I stop this problem?

Try making up your mind.

How come someone with colour-blindness can't accept that green is blue and blue is green, wouldn't that solve the problem?

It does solve the problem, but people can be too proud to admit that colors that are the wrong ones are actually the right ones.

Is the way I see the world the same as the way everyone else does?

One can assume that it's all the same, but the lenses that we wear are all tinted differently from each other so the world seems different.

That's it for this issue, tune in next issue when I answer more of your (extremely) random ponderings.