Letter from Arrow to his mother...!

Dear mumsy,

I'm having an awesome time over at PPT! This weird guy that looks like a dinosaur crossed with a donkey keeps drawing me, and he says that I'm a proper model now! Isn't that incredible? I know you may not approve, but ever since I was a little chicken, I've always wanted to strut my stuff on the chickwalk. It's a well known fact that male models are more attractive to lady chickens ;)

I've had some very valuable life experiences here, too! Like last Thanksgiving, I actually found out what it was like to be roasted! Can you believe it? Of course, it was all entirely safe...the lovely people at PPT would never want to hurt me! :) I also found out what it was like to be in a hostage situation, which is very good training for later life (or so I'm told)!

I feel so loved over here, it's incredible. I'm almost like a celebrity - in fact, I have recently aquired a lovely monkey fur coat, some designer sunglasses and a condo in Floria! Currently, I'm saving up for an operation to make my cheekbones more defined and my beak more shiny. It's all the rage right now :)

Wish you were here!

All my love,

Arrow xxx

P.S. And yes, I am remembering to change my underwear. In fact, after I've worn one pair, it goes straight into the bin! :D How hyginic!

N.B. No chickens were tortured/harmed in the making of this letter (where would you get that crazy idea from? psh!).