PPT - What's in a name?

Written by: jellyoflight

Greetings, fellow Pink Ink readers/writers/random people who cry at the back of the hall claiming that they knew us so well. Today, we are going to be exploring the acronym 'PPT', so sit tight, stick that gum under the desk and pay attention; this could be a vital part of your education! :o

Let's start at the very beginning. What a very good place to start! In the Secret PPT HQ Library there is a very dusty old book, over in the bottom right corner and behind the 'What To Do When You Get A Stalker' section (which, I assure you, is not very often visited...um, maybe...), which lists everything you need to know about PPT. Obviously, the information is mostly pasted into the 'Everything You Need To Know About PPT' board on the forums, but there are lots of elements that are considered too insightful to put on show! It is in this very book that you will find the definition of the acronym 'PPT'. Yes, I know it's an acronym. But it does have a definition. Hence why I said 'you will find the definition of the acronym 'PPT''. English nerds, do not murder me in my bed.

(1) PPT acr. n. Special form of insane asylum, built over lots of money.

"Hey man, I'm just gonna go to PPT to go see what's diggity, yo!"

(2) PPTing acr. vb. To use and/or visit PPT.

"Will you be PPTing later?"

(3) PPTer acr. n. One who PPTs.

"Crikey, you are such a PPTer!"

As you can see, the definition of PPT covers pretty much everything. However, whoever wrote that dusty, old book nowhere specifies what PPT could possibly stand for! It is my belief that you have been informed that it stands for 'Pink Poogle Toy'...pfuit! If I know Yukio, which I don't but I'm going to pretend to for the sake of this article, it stands for something much more sinister...take a look at the possibilities:

- Pee Pee Time

- Poke Practical Toddlers

- Proud Pine Trees

- Possible Pebble Tosser

- Purposeful Potty Trainer

- Polly Peed Today

- Pop, Pop, TADAH!

- Poppin' Popcorn Toys

- Powerful Pen Travesty

- Prevention (of) Pen Tragedies

- Pesky People Tamers

- Polo Polo...um...Tolo?!

As you can see, PPT could easily stand for something that is nothing to do with naked Poogles! This is an absolute conspiracy, and I truly hope that our site manager bloke will be revealed for who he really is. You are all my minions now, so it is your duty to continue studying this and to find out information to jail this bird. Yes, you are. Seriously. You are my minions! HELLO?! Oh, fudge. I got the wrong room. *cough* *cough*

...Anybody want a cookie?