The Anonymous Advice Column

Written by: Anonymous

A bit of an announcement before I get to this issue's questions (and I'm sorry this is late for me to announce it), until December this column will be in the PI every other issue due to school constraints (and preventing my brain from melting.) Rest assured that I will get to all the questions sent to me. Speaking of which, if you have any questiosn you want me to answer, e-mail me at failedlogin@gmail.com or post your questions in the appropiate thread on the forums.

Why does my life revolve in loopholes, and why can't I ever find true happiness in the things I enjoy anymore?

Nobody's life revolves around loopholes, I have a feeling that you may be approaching things the wrong way. When doing something, if you're not completely satisfied that it might be because of a "loophole", try a different way until you feel that is wasn't accomplished that way.

As for your second question, I can only assume that you've tired them out. Go out and find something new to enjoy, the possibilities are endless if you don't restrict yourself. You can always come back to the things you used to love with a new appreciation for them.

Why is Jim so darn sexy?

O_O You think this is sexy?! (WARNING: The image is not for the squeamish...sad truth that it is.)

Can we keep calling NNV the Big Board 'o' Junk?

You can, but I don't want to see it escalate into another Jim and Rune squabble.... they scare me o_o

Why is that for every 2 steps I take forward, an old man yells out "BINGO"?

Likely it's because you're walking by a open air bingo game.

Calculate the mass of the earth from the period of the moon T=23.7d, its mean orbital radius, r=3.84x10^8 m, and the known value of G.

42?

If pie is better than pi, pies is better than pie, right?

Of course :D

Which theme do you use on the forums? Black, Silver, or Red?

I use subSilver. It's funny because I used subRed on the previous incarnation of the forum and was waiting for subRed when it came back, however,I changed back to subSilver after Red was released. :P

Until next issue!