PPT Withdrawal Syndrome - What They Didn't Want You To Know

Written by: jellyoflight

A life without PPT; I'm sure many of you readers shudder at the thought! Although, let's face it, we all try to blank out the possibility of something bad happening, that doesn't make it go away. PPT Withdrawal Syndrome (PPTWS for short) has 4 stages, and at the final stage you will become classed as InSaNe. Here's a small guide of what to expect:

Stage 1, aka. "Twitch"

Pink! Poogle! Toy! Three words that will inject sudden twitches of recognition into your system. Every time you hear these words, you will jump and shout 'OHMAYGAWSHIREMEMBERTHAT!'. Not very pleasant, especially if you're in a restaurant and your mother/husband/goldfish is complaining that the chicken is pink!

Stage 2, aka. "Dribble-Drop"

With no PPT to satisfy your hunger, you will suddenly start to dribble whenever Pink crosses your mind. Even if it's completely unrelated. For example, you're trying on a pink jumper, and suddenly you start drooling over it and end up having to pay for it, even though it doesn't fit you!

Stage 3, aka. "Painting"

Oh no, it's getting bad now! You will have such a huge obsession with Pink that you physically paint yourself pink! You urgently need to visit PPT fast, before you reach the final stage...

Stage 4, aka. "InSaNe"

There's no going back now. You're officially a PPT Insaniac. You fear seeing PPT again, just in case it's not there. So, no more PPT...ever! :o The horror, THE HORROR!

Thankfully, there are measures you can take to prevent yourself from reaching 'InSaNe'. Firstly, make sure you get your daily dosage of PPT - no exceptions, it's doctor's orders! Secondly, make sure you read every issue of Pink Ink so that you can catch up on everything that's been going on lately (maybe you could even submit an article)! And finally, stay active on the PPT Forums; lurking is good, but you'll find that PPT is even better once you start posting!

So, now you know all you need to know about the PPT Withdrawal Syndrome (or, at least you think you do ;)). Sounds pretty scary, doesn't it? So don't go testing it out! I hope I've warned enough of you about this tragedy that could befall you, and thus I can sleep peacefully at night. Wearing a pink nightcap, obviously. Goodnight!

N.B// Note that this PPTWS is fictional and is for entertainment purposes only. Please don't go and buy any chicken costumes so that you don't paint yourself pink. Thanks.