PPTers say the darndest things...

Written by: Alex

Inspired by Sapphire Faerie's topic a short while ago, I've gone hunting around the forums to find quotes from the members. Hopefully (if I don't get lazy!), this'll become a regular feature.

And without further ado, the quotes:

"And I won a Hilary Duff autographed CD on the radio... though you can imagine I already broke the CD in half and scratched "Die" on one of the halves with scissors." -- Dawn2 on famous people.

"Well, I do have a friend who soldered his fingers together." -- SpiraLethe on weird friends.

"Okay, think about a potato chip. A potato chip with mushed grapes smeared along the bottom, fried rice on top, and sauced with mustard " -- _jade_em_ on her friend's eating habits.

"For better webcam pics, ensure there is BRIGHT lighting in your room! - it really lifts the quality of your picture and brings out the color of your eyes... it also raises the chance of people hugging you when they randomly meet you on the street!" -- Shoyru Lover on how to take quality photos.

"Go on... you know you're beautiful! Christina Aguilera says so... yes she does" -- Shoyru Lover on life.

"Swoon away, ladies. Swoon away" -- Jim on himself.

"I need to practice my evil laughs. =(" -- ...Alex on being evil.

"Today my hair looks like the cat chewed it up, spit it back out, then stuck it on my head. x.x" -- Lulaloli on herself.

"You look like this one kid who went to my school last year that had failed like 5 times... And you look rreeaallyy evil..." -- Tonu on Lord Nword.

"Ok you two. Get a room or something and lets leave the thread to get back to its original purpose. I assure you that the purpose in question was not as an avenue for extended

"No I sooooo wub you more, Snuffy Wuffy Bunnykins! <3"

or similar affairs" -- Jim on Amy and Andrew

"Where is the vomit smiley when you need it? " -- Jim once again on Amy and Andrew.

"I see how it is. I swoon and you don't even notice. ;-; I'm not pretty enough for teh Jim!" -- meowth1982 on her unnoticed swooning.

"Well, you make a very lovely 'x' but I'm sure you make an even lovelier Triangle, half a triangle, and circle." -- Twizzler0171 on broken images.

"No hoedown unfortunately, but if you listen carefully right after the "screeeaam," some guy in the audience shouts "YOU SUCK!"" -- ChromeFox on Ashlee Simpson's recent performance.

"You two are the only reason this thread is still alive XD" -- Angus Young on Amy and Andrew (Anyone else sensing a trend here? ;P)

"OH MY GOD THEY'RE SMOTHERING THE PEACH IN CHOCOLATE!!!

THE PEACH CAN'T BREATHE OH NO IT'S GONNA DIIIIIEEEE!!!" -- Zero on Neo's latest item rename.

"Section A, I believe the words you are looking for are: (Insert # here) bottles of Coke on the wall, (Insert # here) Bottles of Coke! Take one down, pass it around, (Insert # that is one previous to the past number here)." -- Twizzler0171 advising the other game of Werewolf how to sing.

"It was like:

"10... 9... 8...-OOOH CHOCOLATE! 6... 5... 4....-OOOOH FOOD 2...-mmm... Oh damn. Missed it" >_>" -- xerai on his New Year's countdown.

"I kicked the teacher, she was annoying me like hell." -- bno on his classroom behaviour.

"Me and my friend Kim did a butt clench race, which was just to 'tense release tense release' and so on as fast as you could and see who gave up first." -- Igg on ... I'm not quite sure what.

"Sixth grade in orchestra I threw a gluestick on the ceiling. It stuck up there and then fell on this girl's head during Ode to Joy." -- fzun on her school antics.

Well guys, that's it for this issue. If you've seen any quotes around PPT that you think should be in the next issue, PM me or email me.