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I'm gathering jokes, riddles, other stuff an dmaking a min i er.......funthing!

Ok...

Dumb! Just plain D-U-M-B (ornot)


Dumb (or not) LAws
Today's look: Colorado
Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday.
It is illegal for liquor stores to sell food or grocery stores to sell any alcohol except beer that is at most 3.2% alcohol.
No liquor may be sold on Sundays or election days.
It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.
One may not mutilate a rock in a state park.


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Dumb (or not) facts

54% of Americans fold toilet paper neatly. 35% wad it. What about the other 11%?

55,700 people in the US are injured by jewelry each year

Nearly all boys grow at least as tall as their mothers

Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better

The average American spends six months at red lights throughout his or her life

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married


More people use blue toothbrushes than red ones

The average American eats at McDonalds 1,811 times in their life

The average American/Canadian drinks about 600 sodas a year

In 1995, Toys R Us sold more than $9 billion of goods in the U.S. alone

Car accidents rise 10% during the first week of daylight savings time

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour

More than 50% of time spent in U.S courtrooms is over automobile cases

Track athletes are most likely to break records later in the day, when their body temperatures are highest

On July 4, 1826, both John Adams and Thomas Jefferson passed away

Elvis Presley had a reading chair in his bathroom

M&M's stands for the names of Forrest Mars, Sr., the candymaker and his associate Bruce Murrie

Gum on postage stamps have from two to eight calories

Iceland consumes more Coca-Cola per capita than any other nation

Americans eat about 700 million pounds of peanut butter and 2 billion pounds of chocolate a year

It takes eighteen minutes to cool hot chocolate into a Hershey's Kiss

Five Jell-O flavors that flopped: celery, coffee, cola, apple, and chocolate

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying!

Americans eat 75 acres of pizza a day

The first toilet ever seen on television was on "Leave It To Beaver"

People use 200 muscles when they walk

The average human brain weighs three pounds

Babies start dreaming even before they're born

The Christmas holidays are the busiest time in plastic surgeons offices

Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails

The New York Board of Education barred the whipping of children in its schools on March 4, 1908

Amount American Airlines saved in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first class: $40,000.

Huh....

You are getting ____ whenn...

Unpopular:


When the only person who writes to you is Ed McMahon!!

When the person next to you on the train falls asleep on your shoulder and you consider it a first date!!

When you think the dog is scratching at the door because he wants to go out, but he wants you to go out!!

When you're approved for a credit card with a $20 spending limit!!

When you stop buying clothes and start buying power tools!!

When you call an 800 party line and no one will talk to you!!

Riddles

Joe bought a bag of oranges on Monday, and ate a third of them. On Tuesday he ate half of the remaining oranges. On Wednesday he looked in the bag to find he only had two oranges left. How many oranges were originally in the bag?

18. Kerry loves dumplings. He can eat 32 of them in an hour. His brother Pete needs 3 hours to eat the same amount. How long will it take them both together to eat 32 dumplings?



Today's survey

Which is scarier?

a.no ppt for a week

b. no computer for a week

-issue one

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(Steal the rhythm while you can.)

You know, those all are quite logical..

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Ok i will make them un-logical...

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(Steal the rhythm while you can.)

I liked these especially. The first two made me laugh, the third one I thought was kinda cool, and the fourth one just struck me as funny. ("Darling, I haven't a thing to wear to your company's Christmas party." "Why not just get plastic surgery, dear? That way everything will look brand new!") I liked this, I hope some other people can add stuff to keep this going.

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Men Use only one side of their brain(forget which side)

The left side of your brain controlls the right side of your body and vice vercia.(sp?)

The following are ALL real laws hoever may not be enforced:

In Dover,North Carolina you can be arrested for keepin pigs outside you're kitchen window.

In the city limits of Mount Dora,Florida a pet rooster cannot say cock-a-doodle-doo

On Sunday you are not allowed to auction off a turtle in Kansas City,Missouri

In Lehigh,Nebraska it is against the law to sell doughnut holes

If your dog chases a goat or a sheep in Memphis you can be fined 25 dollars

Pet goldfish that make a disturbance are not allowed to ride busses in Seattle

If you snore so loudly you wake up your neighbor in Dunn,North Carolina you are in trouble with the law

In Oklahoma,you may not take a bite of another person's hamburger.


MORE COMING SOON!!

These laws are from Pickles must Bounce and other wacky laws..please don't steal my ideas!

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Awesome set by Tomatie

You know, I could add a bit more facts to this one

When the baby is 12 weeks old it starts moving its legs by its own will, at the age of 15 weeks a baby starts yawning and at this point it starts sucking on its thumb as well, its eyes are opened when its 18 weeks old and at the age of 22 weeks, believe it or not, the baby starts showing its emotions by smiling of happiness

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Set by everconfused