Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:34 am
^poor deprived soul of Jamba Juice
< has Jamba Juice in Texas!!
< took US History and English Lang AP tests.
< has Jamba Juice in Texas!!
< took US History and English Lang AP tests.
Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:56 am
^ Is lucky that she can get Jamba Juice whenever she wants
< Can't because she lives in Canada
< Can't because she lives in Canada
Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:37 am
^ Lives in America's little brother
< Lives in America's 3rd biggest state
< Lives in America's 3rd biggest state
Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:41 am
< Thereoizes that ^ referred to Canada as a 'little brother', as opposed to a 'little sister', because ^ is male
< Is female
< Is female
Tue Jul 18, 2006 3:03 pm
^ shares two X chromosones with <
< is in the most population dense state in America, which also happens to be one of the smallest
< is a sardine.
< is in the most population dense state in America, which also happens to be one of the smallest
< is a sardine.
Tue Jul 18, 2006 7:31 pm
^ Is a sardine and therefore inedible
< Said 'little brother' since that is how Simpsons refered to it and it sounded nicer than 'America Jr' or 'an entire country named Doug' as other ways of refering to the Great White North
< Is not a chauvinist, unlike what others may imply
< Said 'little brother' since that is how Simpsons refered to it and it sounded nicer than 'America Jr' or 'an entire country named Doug' as other ways of refering to the Great White North
< Is not a chauvinist, unlike what others may imply
Tue Jul 18, 2006 11:14 pm
^ is not a chauvinist
< has no idea what a chauvinist is
< has no idea what a chauvinist is
Tue Jul 18, 2006 11:38 pm
^ should use a dictionary.
Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:22 pm
^knows how to use his references.
<too lazy to look up what a chauvinist is
<likes cowbells
<too lazy to look up what a chauvinist is
<likes cowbells
Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:56 pm
^ lazy.
< knows chauvinist means to show exaggerated or aggressive patriotism.
< knows chauvinist means to show exaggerated or aggressive patriotism.
Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:34 pm
^ is a show-off 
< is shocked that Briatin actually has some Sun!
< is shocked that Briatin actually has some Sun!
Wed Jul 19, 2006 7:01 pm
^ is shocked by sunshine
^^^likes cowbells
< Came out of lurking to say "I got a fever. And the only prescription...is more cowbell!"
< Goes back into lurking...
^^^likes cowbells
< Came out of lurking to say "I got a fever. And the only prescription...is more cowbell!"
< Goes back into lurking...
Thu Jul 20, 2006 2:22 am
^ Nicest person in the world in <'s opinion
< Got to see Bonds one last time before the Department of Justice steps in to do something about him
< Is just kidding about the DoJ
< Really likes Bonds
< Got to see Bonds one last time before the Department of Justice steps in to do something about him
< Is just kidding about the DoJ
< Really likes Bonds
Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:40 am
^ likes bonds
< wonders who bonds is
< needs to pack. again
< wonders who bonds is
< needs to pack. again
Sat Jul 22, 2006 11:11 am
^ is going on vacation?
< just had an espresso. yay. awesome caffeine kick.
< just had an espresso. yay. awesome caffeine kick.