Fortunately/Unfortunately (Split @ 10)

Wed May 24, 2006 4:01 pm

Unfortunately, the monsters realised that no-one was interested, so they grabbed Nelson Mandella & The Pope and held them hostage, along with everyone in the UN Building.

Wed May 24, 2006 5:12 pm

Fortunately the UN was prepared for this so some wall mounted laser guns came out and frazzled the fire spitting monsters.

Wed May 24, 2006 5:37 pm

unfortunately, they "frazzled" the Pope.

Thu May 25, 2006 11:58 pm

Fortunately, Harry Potter arrived and saved the day.

Sat May 27, 2006 6:09 pm

unfortunately, harry potter is just fantasy, so he couldn't save the day

Sat May 27, 2006 6:52 pm

Fortunately this was all in a story anyway so Graham, the guy reading the book, closed the book and shredded it.

Sat May 27, 2006 7:12 pm

Unfortunately, Graham had written down his plans for world domination in the book and they were also shredded.

Mon May 29, 2006 11:41 am

fortunately, he had glue

Mon May 29, 2006 11:51 am

Unfortunately, he sniffed some of the glue and got high, just before standing up and stumbling out of the closest window, which happened to be the office window of his dad's 98th floor office, so he plundged to his death and became a big human splat on the sidewalk below.

Mon May 29, 2006 4:14 pm

Fortunately, Graham had just been a robot, so when he was smashed to little metal bits, his creator decided to just take over the world himself.

Tue May 30, 2006 7:50 pm

unfortunately, graham's creator failed

Tue May 30, 2006 11:59 pm

Fortunately, his mentor did.

Wed May 31, 2006 12:36 am

Unfortunately the Mentor started sniffing glue as well and accidentally put Graham together. Also Graham was still a bit high and put his fist through his mentor's torso.

Wed May 31, 2006 3:12 am

Fortunately, the Mentor's body enclosed around the Graham's fist.

Wed May 31, 2006 10:03 am

Unfortunately, this made the Mentor throw up all over the place