Fortunately/Unfortunately (Split @ 10)

[Khirshanta]

Fortunately, Urusla, who had now gone gay and became the magic God-mermaid mother, waved all of the sick people away, and asked skippy what his dearest wish was, so she could fulfill it.

[NeoPet_online]

Unfortunately, Rosie O'Donnell came along and wanted to make a tv movie out of Ursula's life, showing how difficult the life of a struggling magic gay go mermaid mother can be.

[Ixistant]

Fortunately, whalers who were walking past mistook Rosie for a beached whale, and 'put it out of it's misery', and millions rejoiced.

[NeoPet_online]

Unfortunately, her wife went on a 50 day speech tour speaking out against whalers and Whale rights.

[CrescentRoses]

Fortunately, everyone put earplugs in so they wouldn't have to hear her, but they could read the signs she put up, so she got the message through.

[Khirshanta]

Unfortunately, since nobody killed whales anymore, an they were still wearing earpluggs, they didn't hear the whales invading the world, angry, wreaking havoc in revenge

(I'm really against all useless killing of animals)

[miz sparrow]

Fortunately, someone who could speak whalish let the whales know that it was just Rosie O'Donnell that got killed, and not a real whale at all, so the whales and animal rights activists all chilled. Peace out, yo.

[Ixistant]

Unfortunately, when the whales were chilling out, they smoked some weed and decided to commit suicide when they were stoned.

[Anoohilator]

Fortunately the weeds weren't harmful so they just burnt and joined Moter Nature.

[NeoPet_online]

Unfortunately, Mother Nature is a hippie and loves Weed....s

[Makuta_Neodude]

fortunately, Mother Nature got stoned and accidentally knocked things out of balance, obliterating McDonalds.

[Makuta_Neodude]

unfortunately, Makuta accidentally double posted and had to change his second post.

[Keylia]

Fortunately the chickens rejoyced thier liberation from the doom of becoming McNuggets. Unfortunately they all got violently drunk at Mardigras and Ronald McDonald said "ohh McBummer, man..."

[Ixistant]

Fortunately, The King appeared behind Ronald, stuffed a Burger down his throat and watched him choke to death. Millions rejoiced.

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[CrescentRoses]

Unfortunately, everyone realized how creepy The King was because he appeared in their beds when they woke up, offering them breakfast food. They soon became wary of him.

(Wouldn't you be?)