PPT's *UNOFFICIAL* Presidency -- Nominations (JUST FOR FUN)

[Jens]

[Light]

This is the company head office of The Kind Corporation, who has worked for many years to end world hunger and poverty, and to ake sure everyone is happy in general. They recently developed a cure to Cancer in that building, when suddenly DM burned the place down.

Who saved all of the people in that building, redeveloped the cure for cancer, replaced all of the work lost in the fire and gave the company $90,000,000 to spend on a new office for themselves and for them to continue their work towards the cause of good, and did it all themselves?

We at the DM-Light party, have no record of this, and strongly condemn this attack. The DM-Light party, supporters ending world hunger/poverty/ war/conflicts and finding a cure to cancer.

Again We at DM-Light do not believe in attacking other candidates. We only about the issues of this election.

[Kugetsu]

Wow, I didn't realize that PPT had a problem with starvation, poverty or war.

Vote for me, I have the cool swagger.

[Ixistant]

Wow, I didn't realize that PPT had a problem with starvation, poverty or war.

Vote for me, I have the cool swagger.

You obviously haven't seen the Debate Board lately...

[Kugetsu]

Nope, I try to stay away from there as much as I can.

I meant that the board is suffering from those problems within the board, not the outside world where it is obviously a problem.

[Christopher]

It is most unfortunate that the campaign manager for TDG has apparently lost his head, figuratively speaking of course, and that we must continue to defend ourselves from such slander.

We deal with facts here (and time, and everything high and imperial, but really just the facts), and so the truth must be confronted. However we only have the information from the previous census 1 year ago, and so have worked from that information. If they have abandoned their beliefs since the last census, we profusely apologise for referring to them as religous.

The fact that ceasingly issued press releases and replies filled with incoherant nonsense that seem to have been made without reading all the facts has begun to wear on us here at the Christopher campaign.

The general public knows that you travel by zeppelin and chauffeur-drive car normally, but that night you were drunk and stole a car from outside of your drinking parlour and rammed it into the poor, innocent Nice Family's dining room.

Again we must correct your issue pertaining to understanding what has been stated. Christopher neither drinks, nor drives cars, nor is chauffeured in cars, partially due to the inefficiency, and partially due to the number of deaths of political figures in the past two centuries in them.

Also, to counter your continued claims of intoxication, Christopher, our great leader cannot get drunk.

Our internal sources are infact claiming that the DNA of the perpetrator found all over the scene belonged to none other than TDG himself?

There you publically accuse TDG of killing our much loved friend Harrold. And you dispute the findings of an independant investigation, not only funded by TDG but by DM? For shame, Christopher, for shame.

Again you seem to have failed to comprehend what we said. No claim was ever made of TDG DNA being on the site of Harrolds murder. If our press release has confused you we apologise. We were referring to the scene of this alleged car crash. You pull these conclusions seemingly from thin air. The fact that the family are supporters of TDG means that if he had paid a campaign visit to their house, naturally he would have left evidence.

We do not dispute the findings of the independant investigation, and have no idea why you say this. As quoted from the previous press release, we merely wish to confirm your testings and evidence:

No claim was ever made as to the perpetrator of Harrolds assaination. However as you apparently have come up with evidence indicating Kugetu we will verify it before informing the authorities. We must do so as we obviously do not trust your dubious words after exposing so many lies.

That fact that it was funded by presidential candiates automatically means it is not an independant investigation, and would hope that such notions are not repeated.

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Harrolds family along with all of us at the Campaign for Christopher would humbly request that you stop referring to Harrold as was a supporter of Christopher, a dedicated supporter, everyone bar you apparently knew this. As of such, it is a stain to his memory for you to invoke his name. He said so.

[TDG]

I cannot stand such sladerous, dirty tactics. Therefore, I have opted to drop Christopher, Kugetsu and DM from the running. They are no longer candidates.

Paid for by the "VOTE TDG" campaign

Just remember kids, whether it be werewolf or an election, the first day votes are open, don't hesitate to VOTE : TDG

[Uncle Xyzzy]

Yes, you should vote for TDG,...

If you want to vote for this slanderous man!

Removed, for the children.

Seen last Tuesday, TDG was leaving a bar, the very place where he had been slandering the popular candidate Christopher about supposedly going, shooting 14 individuals inside before pressing a small button, igniting the place in flames.



This young reporter for the PPTville Times followed him along. We have a quote:

"Well, gee. He just walked away. I followed him to some place with this sign it said 'Girls, Girls, Girls!' I'm not sure what it meant, but I know it wasn't nothing good."

In the sight of children. Do you really want to vote for TDG?

[Kugetsu]

This is the company head office of The Kind Corporation, who has worked for many years to end world hunger and poverty, and to ake sure everyone is happy in general. They recently developed a cure to Cancer in that building, when suddenly DM burned the place down.

Who saved all of the people in that building, redeveloped the cure for cancer, replaced all of the work lost in the fire and gave the company $90,000,000 to spend on a new office for themselves and for them to continue their work towards the cause of good, and did it all themselves?

TDG.


Give your votes to TDG, because he will give you all trips to Disneyland if he wins.

Correction, I didn't run over those children, I'm the one that started the fire... and that's no kind corporation, that WAS Disneyland. :O No more tickets? D:

[Ixistant]

This is the company head office of The Kind Corporation, who has worked for many years to end world hunger and poverty, and to ake sure everyone is happy in general. They recently developed a cure to Cancer in that building, when suddenly DM burned the place down.

Who saved all of the people in that building, redeveloped the cure for cancer, replaced all of the work lost in the fire and gave the company $90,000,000 to spend on a new office for themselves and for them to continue their work towards the cause of good, and did it all themselves?

TDG.


Give your votes to TDG, because he will give you all trips to Disneyland if he wins.

Correction, I didn't run over those children, I'm the one that started the fire... and that's no kind corporation, that WAS Disneyland. :O No more tickets? D:

That's even worse! That means you destroyed Pixar as well! And Steve Jobs! YOU KILLED THE FATHER OF THE iPod!

You see?! Everyone but TDG is evil! Kuge burns down helpless little companies and kills geniuses!

[Kugetsu]

It's a living. Microsoft is next.

[Ixistant]

It's a living. Microsoft is next.

Well, not until Saturday. I have to steal Billy Boy's money first.

Erm, I mean, share the love between the Microsoft employees. Yea, that'll work.

[Uncle Xyzzy]

Afraid to try and deny the truth which I proclaimed? Know a lie like that would ruin your political career?

I can understand.

[Dragonfire]

You see everyone? Why would you nominate (or elect) any of these other candidates when all they do is bicker and fight? As you have clearly seen, my opponents have done nothing but fight each other with these slash-and-burn tactics, while I have strived for the good of the people. I have two prime examples below. I have successfully taught dogs and cats how to use computers, and more importantly, use the Internet.





If you vote for me, I will continue my Internet for All Animals (IAA) program, along with countless others. After all, would you really want your pet to look like this?



So remember... If you vote Dragonfire, you vote for the welfare of all.

[Christopher]

I would like to point out that the aforementioned rodent chose to join the para-military corps and should has his decision honoured by all.