Sun Feb 12, 2006 7:03 pm
Of course it's doctored. xD I think it was made to be obvious. 
Then again, the pandas are superior, so they probably can drive go-karts if they really wanted to... opposable thumbs are way overrated.
Vote for me. :O
Then again, the pandas are superior, so they probably can drive go-karts if they really wanted to... opposable thumbs are way overrated.
Vote for me. :O
Sun Feb 12, 2006 7:09 pm
Despite what Kugestu says, pandas are not superior, dragons are. And despite what others say, dragons are real; you just have to look real hard to find them. For example, in your neighborhood H-E-B store, they're running around in the meat section.
Sun Feb 12, 2006 7:22 pm
Dragonfire wrote:Despite what Kugestu says, pandas are not superior, dragons are. And despite what others say, dragons are real; you just have to look real hard to find them. For example, in your neighborhood H-E-B store, they're running around in the meat section.
and despite what kuge says pandas are NOT real
Sun Feb 12, 2006 7:26 pm
Speaking from a purely personal perspective, not one associated with any campaign, I have to agree with Dragonfire. Dragons are real and superior to humans and pandas (except for Saotome Ranma, who beats ups dragons, pandas and yeti regularly, Chuck Norris, who we all can agree is invinsible, Febreeze, which can defeat Chuck Norris, and President Lincoln, who can defeat Febreeze). Vote Red Mage for president! End personal opinion.
Sun Feb 12, 2006 7:31 pm
I thought you were MY campaign manager. o_o
Sun Feb 12, 2006 7:51 pm
DM was on fire! wrote:I thought you were MY campaign manager. o_o
I am. I am. I just like Red Mage's philosophy on Febreeze and Lincoln
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Official Announcement:
Former US President Lincoln has just endorsed the DM-Light campaign. He says that the creators for Febreeze are his favorite people in the world and that a certain campaign starting with the letter 'k' hired John Wilkes Booth.
Roll a Natural 20. Vote DM-Light.
Mon Feb 13, 2006 1:15 am
BREAKING NEWS
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This just in: A recent attempt on my assassination has just been foiled! Minutes before serving me my dinner of spaghetti and meatballs, the following was found in the cooking pot:
Police have arrested the head chef of the restaurant and will be pressing charges. They say, however, that the chef was paid to put the kitten into the soup, by an unknown suspect. Any information leading to their arrest could earn you an undisclosed reward.
(This photo was taken by the police shortly before they arrested the chef. This photo was not doctored.)
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END BREAKING NEWS
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This just in: A recent attempt on my assassination has just been foiled! Minutes before serving me my dinner of spaghetti and meatballs, the following was found in the cooking pot:
Police have arrested the head chef of the restaurant and will be pressing charges. They say, however, that the chef was paid to put the kitten into the soup, by an unknown suspect. Any information leading to their arrest could earn you an undisclosed reward.
(This photo was taken by the police shortly before they arrested the chef. This photo was not doctored.)
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END BREAKING NEWS
Mon Feb 13, 2006 2:19 am
We at the DM-Light campaign do not condone the eating of kittens or poisoning of the nominees. We wish Dragonfire a speedy recovery.
(As for who did that horrid act, maybe the poster at the top of the page?)
(As for who did that horrid act, maybe the poster at the top of the page?)
Mon Feb 13, 2006 3:28 am
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THIS JUST IN
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Harrold the High Imperial Steward of Bowling Related Activites and Newt Farming, an active member and campaigner for Christopher the 1st, has been murdered by perpetrators unknown.
What is known with the aid of hindsight and the latest forensic techniques is that sometime earlier last night between 9-10pm dastardly villains rigged the Royal bowling sphere with high explosives intended for Christopher himself at the Gentlemens bowling club meet next Wednesday. However, Harrold the HISBRA NF in his regular duties was caught unawares as he proceeded to conduct his bi-weekly polishing and electroconductivity testing of the sphere.
With contact made the circut connected, exploding the device inside and killing Harrold as well as destroying the inferstructure of the Royal Alley of Spherical Revelry.
Here is a reconstruction of the events using muppets:
No muppets were harmed in the making of this reconstruction.
As the electoral campaigns pick up pace it would seem that some have resorted to villainous underhanded tactics (not covered by the legistature of Mortal Governmental Combat), and so the second casualty has been taken. This reporter wishes to inform the dedicated viewers that candlelight vigils will be held over the following days, and that Harrolds unique sense of humour and wealth of Newt related knowledge will be sorely missed.
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THIS JUST IN
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Harrold the High Imperial Steward of Bowling Related Activites and Newt Farming, an active member and campaigner for Christopher the 1st, has been murdered by perpetrators unknown.
What is known with the aid of hindsight and the latest forensic techniques is that sometime earlier last night between 9-10pm dastardly villains rigged the Royal bowling sphere with high explosives intended for Christopher himself at the Gentlemens bowling club meet next Wednesday. However, Harrold the HISBRA NF in his regular duties was caught unawares as he proceeded to conduct his bi-weekly polishing and electroconductivity testing of the sphere.
With contact made the circut connected, exploding the device inside and killing Harrold as well as destroying the inferstructure of the Royal Alley of Spherical Revelry.
Here is a reconstruction of the events using muppets:
No muppets were harmed in the making of this reconstruction.
As the electoral campaigns pick up pace it would seem that some have resorted to villainous underhanded tactics (not covered by the legistature of Mortal Governmental Combat), and so the second casualty has been taken. This reporter wishes to inform the dedicated viewers that candlelight vigils will be held over the following days, and that Harrolds unique sense of humour and wealth of Newt related knowledge will be sorely missed.
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Mon Feb 13, 2006 5:29 am
Breaking news!
*sounds of shattering news*
...and now back to your presidential campaign...
*sounds of shattering news*
...and now back to your presidential campaign...
Mon Feb 13, 2006 2:48 pm
This commercial is endorsed by all of the nicest people and babies on the planet Earth.
These babies were in incomprehensable pain after being run over 200 times by Kugetsu. Who found a way to stop their pain and restore them to their normal selves?
TDG.
This family were having dinner when they were interrupted by Christopher, who knocked them all down by driving straight into their dining room in a drunk-driving frenzy.
Who paid for their medical treatment and nursed them all single-handedly back to health?
TDG.
This is the company head office of The Kind Corporation, who has worked for many years to end world hunger and poverty, and to ake sure everyone is happy in general. They recently developed a cure to Cancer in that building, when suddenly DM burned the place down.
Who saved all of the people in that building, redeveloped the cure for cancer, replaced all of the work lost in the fire and gave the company $90,000,000 to spend on a new office for themselves and for them to continue their work towards the cause of good, and did it all themselves?
TDG.
Give your votes to TDG, because he will give you all trips to Disneyland if he wins.
These babies were in incomprehensable pain after being run over 200 times by Kugetsu. Who found a way to stop their pain and restore them to their normal selves?
TDG.
This family were having dinner when they were interrupted by Christopher, who knocked them all down by driving straight into their dining room in a drunk-driving frenzy.
Who paid for their medical treatment and nursed them all single-handedly back to health?
TDG.
This is the company head office of The Kind Corporation, who has worked for many years to end world hunger and poverty, and to ake sure everyone is happy in general. They recently developed a cure to Cancer in that building, when suddenly DM burned the place down.
Who saved all of the people in that building, redeveloped the cure for cancer, replaced all of the work lost in the fire and gave the company $90,000,000 to spend on a new office for themselves and for them to continue their work towards the cause of good, and did it all themselves?
TDG.
Give your votes to TDG, because he will give you all trips to Disneyland if he wins.
Mon Feb 13, 2006 5:41 pm
--- Official Statement ---
First of all we have to deal with the slanderous lies, Christopher never drinks alcohol, and secondly cannot drive a vehicle, hence the loss of all validity for TDG slanderous propaganda. Infact one of Christophers most wise and thoughtful plans involves replacing all cars with Zepplins, unfortunately they are still in construction. It saddens our hearts to know that our opponents have so little respect for Harrold, and have attempted to drown out the memories of that great man. Our internal sources are infact claiming that the DNA of the perpetrator found all over the scene belonged to none other than TDG himself? We suspect a clone with plastic surgery, but otherwise have no futher leads.
Now, while they may have seemed to be a normal family merely having dinner, us here at the campaign for Christopher knew otherwise. It is a known fact that the family belonged to a religious group dedicated to self-sacrifice for TDG. Again our internal sources have reported that the family is extremely unhappy with TDGs decision to nurse them back to health, they would have much rather have preferred to worship TDG in their own manner (in horrible pain).
Not to insult the beliefs of the Blood for TDG society, but once again we must ask ourselves, why would our opponents go to such lengths to commit such fraud? Such Injustice? Basing their campaigns on lies rather than the truth, the truth that is Christopher.
--- The Manager of Truth, Statements, and the Imperial Bees ---
First of all we have to deal with the slanderous lies, Christopher never drinks alcohol, and secondly cannot drive a vehicle, hence the loss of all validity for TDG slanderous propaganda. Infact one of Christophers most wise and thoughtful plans involves replacing all cars with Zepplins, unfortunately they are still in construction. It saddens our hearts to know that our opponents have so little respect for Harrold, and have attempted to drown out the memories of that great man. Our internal sources are infact claiming that the DNA of the perpetrator found all over the scene belonged to none other than TDG himself? We suspect a clone with plastic surgery, but otherwise have no futher leads.
Now, while they may have seemed to be a normal family merely having dinner, us here at the campaign for Christopher knew otherwise. It is a known fact that the family belonged to a religious group dedicated to self-sacrifice for TDG. Again our internal sources have reported that the family is extremely unhappy with TDGs decision to nurse them back to health, they would have much rather have preferred to worship TDG in their own manner (in horrible pain).
Not to insult the beliefs of the Blood for TDG society, but once again we must ask ourselves, why would our opponents go to such lengths to commit such fraud? Such Injustice? Basing their campaigns on lies rather than the truth, the truth that is Christopher.
--- The Manager of Truth, Statements, and the Imperial Bees ---
Mon Feb 13, 2006 6:29 pm
-- Official Rebuttle From The Campaign Of TDG, The Best, Nicest And Most Honest Person Of All Time --
We at the TDG campaign are deeply saddened by the blatent twisting of truth on the part of Christopher and his dishonoring of Harrold by trying to use this wonderful, deceased man to cover up his lies. Yes, it is true that the Nice Family who's home that Christopher smashed into want to sacrafice themselves for TDG, but TDG, being the wonderful person that he is, convinced them that they should not sacrafice themselves for him as he is no god, he is just an ordinary man who cares for everyone. And also note the way Christopher slanders the family, saying they are part of a religious cult instead of having dinner, when everyone says that they were having dinner, including the family.
And Christopher claims that he did not crash into the family's dining room, but we have the proof which is being handed over to the authorities so that the Nice Family and everyone can know that the menace known as Christopher is off of the roads. Here is that proof for all to see.
And Christopher claims that TDG blew up Harrold, but that too is lies. Teaming up with the notorious arsonist DM, TDG and DM hired a team of forensic scientists to find out what happened to our dearly departed Harrold, an they came up with a shocking conclusion. It turns out that the killer was actually Kugetsu! We at the TDG Campaign shall be turning this evidence over to the authorities along with the evidence of Christopher and his Alcohol-fuelled rampage.
-- End Of Rebuttle --
We at the TDG campaign are deeply saddened by the blatent twisting of truth on the part of Christopher and his dishonoring of Harrold by trying to use this wonderful, deceased man to cover up his lies. Yes, it is true that the Nice Family who's home that Christopher smashed into want to sacrafice themselves for TDG, but TDG, being the wonderful person that he is, convinced them that they should not sacrafice themselves for him as he is no god, he is just an ordinary man who cares for everyone. And also note the way Christopher slanders the family, saying they are part of a religious cult instead of having dinner, when everyone says that they were having dinner, including the family.
And Christopher claims that he did not crash into the family's dining room, but we have the proof which is being handed over to the authorities so that the Nice Family and everyone can know that the menace known as Christopher is off of the roads. Here is that proof for all to see.
And Christopher claims that TDG blew up Harrold, but that too is lies. Teaming up with the notorious arsonist DM, TDG and DM hired a team of forensic scientists to find out what happened to our dearly departed Harrold, an they came up with a shocking conclusion. It turns out that the killer was actually Kugetsu! We at the TDG Campaign shall be turning this evidence over to the authorities along with the evidence of Christopher and his Alcohol-fuelled rampage.
-- End Of Rebuttle --
Mon Feb 13, 2006 6:46 pm
Ixistant wrote:And also note the way Christopher slanders the family, saying they are part of a religious cult instead of having dinner, when everyone says that they were having dinner, including the family.
Christopher wrote:Now, while they may have seemed to be a normal family merely having dinner, us here at the campaign for Christopher knew otherwise. It is a known fact that the family belonged to a religious group dedicated to self-sacrifice for TDG
No mention of them not having dinner was made, they were in a religious group as well as having dinner. Your press release has admitted this. Only in your press release has the group ever been called a cult as we do not stoop to that level.
Ixistant wrote:And Christopher claims that he did not crash into the family's dining room, but we have the proof which is being handed over to the authorities so that the Nice Family and everyone can know that the menace known as Christopher is off of the roads. Here is that proof for all to see.
Unfortunately the flaws in your propaganda and spin are so blatent ever my pet iguana (no offence to iguanas, Ignatious is simply slow) could see them. As mentioned, Christopher does not travel by car, but by Zepplin. And is always driven about by a chauffeur. So yes, Christopher is off the roads, but merely as he was never on them. Also, Christophers tastes in vehicles is far better than that.
Ixistant wrote:And Christopher claims that TDG blew up Harrold, but that too is lies. Teaming up with the notorious arsonist DM, TDG and DM hired a team of forensic scientists to find out what happened to our dearly departed Harrold, an they came up with a shocking conclusion. It turns out that the killer was actually Kugetsu! We at the TDG Campaign shall be turning this evidence over to the authorities along with the evidence of Christopher and his Alcohol-fuelled rampage.
Christopher wrote:Harrold the High Imperial Steward of Bowling Related Activites and Newt Farming, an active member and campaigner for Christopher the 1st, has been murdered by perpetrators unknown.
No claim was ever made as to the perpetrator of Harrolds assaination. However as you apparently have come up with evidence indicating Kugetu we will verify it before informing the authorities. We must do so as we obviously do not trust your dubious words after exposing so many lies.
Despite a common rivalry between Kugetsu and Christopher at times, we are sure that he would not sink the the low level of some others in this campaign.
I apologise to all the viewers of this presidential candicacy whether they be supporter of Christopher, TDG, or any of the others for the lies that Ixistant seems to be condoning. I am sure that my close personal and long time associate TDG himself also realises the folly of having such a rogue infiltrate his otherwise honourable campaign.
Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:12 pm
Christopher wrote:Ixistant wrote:And also note the way Christopher slanders the family, saying they are part of a religious cult instead of having dinner, when everyone says that they were having dinner, including the family.Christopher wrote:Now, while they may have seemed to be a normal family merely having dinner, us here at the campaign for Christopher knew otherwise. It is a known fact that the family belonged to a religious group dedicated to self-sacrifice for TDG
No mention of them not having dinner was made, they were in a religious group as well as having dinner. Your press release has admitted this. Only in your press release has the group ever been called a cult as we do not stoop to that level.
You implied that they were members of a cult, so I responded with the more common word for a religious group. To re-itterate for everyone, the family were not members of any religious group or cult.
Ixistant wrote:And Christopher claims that he did not crash into the family's dining room, but we have the proof which is being handed over to the authorities so that the Nice Family and everyone can know that the menace known as Christopher is off of the roads. Here is that proof for all to see.
Unfortunately the flaws in your propaganda and spin are so blatent ever my pet iguana (no offence to iguanas, Ignatious is simply slow) could see them. As mentioned, Christopher does not travel by car, but by Zepplin. And is always driven about by a chauffeur. So yes, Christopher is off the roads, but merely as he was never on them. Also, Christophers tastes in vehicles is far better than that.
The general public knows that you travel by zeppelin and chauffeur-drive car normally, but that night you were drunk and stole a car from outside of your drinking parlour and rammed it into the poor, innocent Nice Family's dining room.
Ixistant wrote:And Christopher claims that TDG blew up Harrold, but that too is lies. Teaming up with the notorious arsonist DM, TDG and DM hired a team of forensic scientists to find out what happened to our dearly departed Harrold, an they came up with a shocking conclusion. It turns out that the killer was actually Kugetsu! We at the TDG Campaign shall be turning this evidence over to the authorities along with the evidence of Christopher and his Alcohol-fuelled rampage.
Christopher wrote:Harrold the High Imperial Steward of Bowling Related Activites and Newt Farming, an active member and campaigner for Christopher the 1st, has been murdered by perpetrators unknown.
No claim was ever made as to the perpetrator of Harrolds assaination. However as you apparently have come up with evidence indicating Kugetu we will verify it before informing the authorities. We must do so as we obviously do not trust your dubious words after exposing so many lies.
Despite a common rivalry between Kugetsu and Christopher at times, we are sure that he would not sink the the low level of some others in this campaign.[/quote]
Oh no?
Christopher wrote:Our internal sources are infact claiming that the DNA of the perpetrator found all over the scene belonged to none other than TDG himself?
There you publically accuse TDG of killing our much loved friend Harrold. And you dispute the findings of an independant investigation, not only funded by TDG but by DM? For shame, Christopher, for shame.
People of PPTDonia, do not listen to the lies of Christopher. He is the keeper of lies, and he unleashes them through his words and writings. Listen to the only person who has all of the truth, TDG. Also, if you do not agree with the world peace and joy that TDG shall bring, then listen to DM and Kugetsu, but lets face it, when faced with world peace, who would want to? But, if you must, listen to those two. Even though DM is an infamous arsonist and Kuge is a babyhurter, at least they are not blackhearted, which is something that cannot be said for Christopher.