Fri Jun 11, 2004 5:37 am
I told this joke to some friends today, their reactions:
"Thats stupid."
"Thats weird."
"Tell the rest of the story!!!"
"Thats perfect."
"Thats stupid."
"Thats weird."
"Tell the rest of the story!!!"
"Thats perfect."
Sun Jun 13, 2004 11:59 am
Nessa wrote:I told this joke to some friends today, their reactions:
"Thats stupid."
"Thats weird."
"Tell the rest of the story!!!"
"Thats perfect."
That's... perfect? :|
Sun Jun 20, 2004 5:00 pm
I've heard that. I read the first sentence and scrolled through the whole thing. There's another one that I guess I'll put in this.
3 guys are out delivering a pizza. The first guy goes in to deliver the pizza to this pink house. Before he went, he said,"If I'm not back in 10 minutes, go in and get me." So he goes up the pink driveway, across the pink prch and rings the pink doorbell. No one answers. He goes in the unlocked pink house and looks around. He goes up the pink stairs and looks in the little pink bedroom, Before you know it, he's asleep on the pink bed.
The second guy notices that it's been 10 minutes, so he tells the third guy,"If I don't come back in 10 minutes, come get me." Se he goes up the pink driveway, across the pink porch, and into the pink house. He snoops around calling for anyone, but no one answers. He decided to go down the pink stairs into the pink basement, where he soon falls asleep.
The third guy notices that it's been 10 minutes, so he goes up the pink driveway, across the pink porch and into the pink house. He checks out the house, and ends up in the living room. He soon falls asleep on the couch.
The first guy wakes up at 7 in the morning. He goes down the pink stairs into the pink kitchen, and grabs a pink bowl. He then grabs the pink milk, a pink spoon and a box of Frosted Flakes, makes breakfast and leaves. The second guy wakes up shortly after. He goes up the pink stairs and heads for the pink kitchen, where he grabs a pink bowl, a pink spoon, the pink milk and some Cheerios. He makes the cereal, eats it and heads out. 20 minutes later, the third guy wakes up. He heads for the pink kitchen, grabd the pink milk, a pink spoon, a pink bowl and Frosted Flakes. He makes cereal, eats it, and heads out.
What is the moral of this story?
Frosted Flakes are prefered over Cheerios 2 to 1.
*runs away*
3 guys are out delivering a pizza. The first guy goes in to deliver the pizza to this pink house. Before he went, he said,"If I'm not back in 10 minutes, go in and get me." So he goes up the pink driveway, across the pink prch and rings the pink doorbell. No one answers. He goes in the unlocked pink house and looks around. He goes up the pink stairs and looks in the little pink bedroom, Before you know it, he's asleep on the pink bed.
The second guy notices that it's been 10 minutes, so he tells the third guy,"If I don't come back in 10 minutes, come get me." Se he goes up the pink driveway, across the pink porch, and into the pink house. He snoops around calling for anyone, but no one answers. He decided to go down the pink stairs into the pink basement, where he soon falls asleep.
The third guy notices that it's been 10 minutes, so he goes up the pink driveway, across the pink porch and into the pink house. He checks out the house, and ends up in the living room. He soon falls asleep on the couch.
The first guy wakes up at 7 in the morning. He goes down the pink stairs into the pink kitchen, and grabs a pink bowl. He then grabs the pink milk, a pink spoon and a box of Frosted Flakes, makes breakfast and leaves. The second guy wakes up shortly after. He goes up the pink stairs and heads for the pink kitchen, where he grabs a pink bowl, a pink spoon, the pink milk and some Cheerios. He makes the cereal, eats it and heads out. 20 minutes later, the third guy wakes up. He heads for the pink kitchen, grabd the pink milk, a pink spoon, a pink bowl and Frosted Flakes. He makes cereal, eats it, and heads out.
What is the moral of this story?
Frosted Flakes are prefered over Cheerios 2 to 1.
*runs away*
Tue Jul 13, 2004 3:44 pm
OK, so it was funnier when you told me it before 
I told my dad though, and he jsut stared at me like I was insane and told me it was crap. Hmph.
I told my dad though, and he jsut stared at me like I was insane and told me it was crap. Hmph.
Tue Jul 13, 2004 3:56 pm
*sticks out lower lip*
I don't get the ping pong balls joke *starts sobbing* what happened to the pingpong balls? *am VERY confused*
Tue Jul 13, 2004 3:56 pm
Where's that black-and-white space marine joke when you need it?
*searches*
*searches*
Wed Jul 14, 2004 11:49 am
Those sort of jokes can be so annoying haha. Has anyone heard the one about the little green man?
Thu Jul 15, 2004 5:45 pm
grrrr....that makes me mad! I read all of that, sat confused for countless minutes, and now I'm frustrated because I really wanna know!! You just can't torture a girl like that! It makes me confused!!! lol 
It was more sad than funny. *mumbles quietly* ping pong balls.......an ambulance comes......Johnny dies......before he says what he did with all the pingpong balls.........................what did he do which all those ping pong balls??? *twilight zone* dunanana dunanana dunanana dunanana. Haha, sorry everybody, I'm HYPER!
It was more sad than funny. *mumbles quietly* ping pong balls.......an ambulance comes......Johnny dies......before he says what he did with all the pingpong balls.........................what did he do which all those ping pong balls??? *twilight zone* dunanana dunanana dunanana dunanana. Haha, sorry everybody, I'm HYPER!
Tue Aug 03, 2004 12:04 pm
Eww...
Okay, my mind is NOT working well today. *Shudders*
Okay, my mind is NOT working well today. *Shudders*
Tue Aug 03, 2004 9:48 pm
162 wrote:Eww...
Okay, my mind is NOT working well today. *Shudders*
It's sad to think I actually got what you just said. I was thinking the same thing. XD
Wed Aug 04, 2004 5:43 am
I'll bet that's why he had such trouble sitting up.