Yo Mama jokes

[WIS]

I have one:

Tres Stupid:

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the scale she yelled out, "Hey, that's my phone number!"

XD

That was more like Tres Funny!

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All hirarious
Here's my 2:

Your mama's so small she did a suicide jump off the kirb

Your sister's so ugly I thought she was your mama

[Khristian]

All hirarious
Here's my 2:

Your mama's so small she did a suicide jump off the kirb

Your sister's so ugly I thought she was your mama

XD Those are really funny.

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All hirarious
Here's my 2:

Your mama's so small she did a suicide jump off the kirb

Your sister's so ugly I thought she was your mama

XD Those are really funny.

Thanks My fave's the sister one

[Takato]

Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a weight it says "one person at a time please".

Know just that one [=

[maniac]

I have a few more but I can't remember them!

Yo mamas so fat when she falls over she rocks herself to sleep trying to get up again.


Yo mamas so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people shout "TAXI!!"

XD you gotta love that one!

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Yo mamas so fat when she falls over she rocks herself to sleep trying to get up again.

That one's just too good!

[silver_angel]

Here's some of my favorites:

Yo Mamma sop poor she went to KFC to lick other people's fingers.

Yo Mamm so poor when you stepped on a cock roach she said "Clap your hands, Stomp your feet, Praise the LORD got something to eat!"

Yo Mamma so stupid she sold her car for gas money

Yo Mamma so stupidwhen she asked me what jeasn I was weaing I sais "Guess" she said "Levi's?"

Yo Mamma so fat she bought a water bed and thay spread a blanket across the ocean

Yo Mamma so fat whan she walks outside wearing a red dress all the kids say "Look! It's Kool-Aid!"

Yo Mamma so dumb when she walked into a antique shop shop asked "What's new?"

Yo Mamma so fat taht when she stepped on a scale It said TO Be Contiuned!

Yo Mamma so ugly that somebody came up to her and asked "Can I have you autograph Michael Jackson?"

Well I guess not some.

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Yo Mamma so ugly that somebody came up to her and asked "Can I have you autograph Michael Jackson?"

Now that's just insulting



No-one's as ugly as him...

[silver_angel]

Heh! Too True!

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Your mama's glasses are so thick that when she lookes on a map she can see people waving.

Your mama's so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone

Your mama's so ugly, she's not bald, it's just her hair runnin' away from her face.

Your mama's fart stinks so bad that George Bush declared it biological warfare.

[save_the _endangered_anim]

Someone's mama is so fat she broke the house.

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OOOO I've got compatition!

Your moma's so fat, she was baptised in sea world.

Your mama so dumb she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo mama so dumb, she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.

and finally

Yo mama so fat, it took 1 train 4cars and 7 buses to get on her good side.

[Destinyte]

These might have been posted... I only skimmed this.

Yo mama's so ugly...
-your dad took her to work to avoid kissing her.
-you have to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo maam's so fat...
-when she was lost she took up all four sides of the milk carton.
-she uses the planets to play pool.


Ahh... I'm out.

[Twinkle]

Yo Mamma so stupidwhen she asked me what jeasn I was weaing I sais "Guess" she said "Levi's?"

I'm almost ashamed to admit it took me a good two minutes to figure out that one.