Birth Machines.
Sun Jan 28, 2007 1:23 pm
Oh Japan, always the source of entertainment.
No wonder the population is severly aging and birth rates a plummeting. No birth machines!
No wonder the population is severly aging and birth rates a plummeting. No birth machines!
Sun Jan 28, 2007 4:35 pm
They could always start importing "birth machines" from third world countries, if they're so worried. It's not like Japan has tons and tons of people or anything. A single good smallpox epidemic could wipe them out completely.
(Yes, that article went right up my nose. In a non-drug sense.)
(Yes, that article went right up my nose. In a non-drug sense.)
Sun Jan 28, 2007 4:39 pm
Looks like they don't want "Children of Men" to come true in 20 years.
Anyways, that's... Interesting, to say the least.
Anyways, that's... Interesting, to say the least.
Mon Jan 29, 2007 12:08 am
Dragonfire wrote:Looks like they don't want "Children of Men" to come true in 20 years.
Anyways, that's... Interesting, to say the least.
Male fertility rates have dropped 50% (Though, this is from about 95) over the last five decades due to various chemicals that are now present in the water system.
Gonna happen anyway I should think.
Mon Jan 29, 2007 12:15 am
Dragonfire wrote:Looks like they don't want "Children of Men" to come true in 20 years.
Anyways, that's... Interesting, to say the least.
"Birth Machines" lol. Give me insulting with 20% funny.
"Children of Men" by the way was an awesome movie.
Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:13 am
Birth machines? Hmm...I think women are a little more than that. Pfft. The things men come out with! 
Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:38 am
He added: "Although it may not be so appropriate to call them machines."
It's the afterthought that counts.
Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:33 am
Fiddelysquat wrote:He added: "Although it may not be so appropriate to call them machines."
It's the afterthought that counts.
Hahaha, Fidds. You mean its the afterbirth that counts, don't you?
Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:46 am
They would have less issues like these if they allowed more immigration and had a society that's more accomdating for immigration...
Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:39 am
Morningstar wrote:Fiddelysquat wrote:He added: "Although it may not be so appropriate to call them machines."
It's the afterthought that counts.
Hahaha, Fidds. You mean its the afterbirth that counts, don't you?
If that's anything like an aftershock I don't want to know.
Mon Jan 29, 2007 3:11 pm
Christopher wrote:Morningstar wrote:Fiddelysquat wrote:He added: "Although it may not be so appropriate to call them machines."
It's the afterthought that counts.
Hahaha, Fidds. You mean its the afterbirth that counts, don't you?
If that's anything like an aftershock I don't want to know.
Christopher, you've never watched a birth, have you? Just in case, I won't spoil the surprise.
Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:05 pm
Morningstar wrote:Christopher wrote:Morningstar wrote:Fiddelysquat wrote:He added: "Although it may not be so appropriate to call them machines."
It's the afterthought that counts.
Hahaha, Fidds. You mean its the afterbirth that counts, don't you?
If that's anything like an aftershock I don't want to know.
Christopher, you've never watched a birth, have you? Just in case, I won't spoil the surprise.
Here's a hint: for those unfamiliar with birthing, it's a "WHAT THE ***** IS THAT?!?!?!?" kind of thing.
Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:35 pm
shapu wrote:
Here's a hint: for those unfamiliar with birthing, it's a "WHAT THE ***** IS THAT?!?!?!?" kind of thing.
Once again, shapu, you have gotten me to snort my morning cup of coffee out of my nose.
Yeah, Christopher, it's exactly what Shapu said. Hehehe.
Tue Jan 30, 2007 12:05 am
Morningstar wrote:Christopher wrote:Morningstar wrote:Fiddelysquat wrote:He added: "Although it may not be so appropriate to call them machines."
It's the afterthought that counts.
Hahaha, Fidds. You mean its the afterbirth that counts, don't you?
If that's anything like an aftershock I don't want to know.
Christopher, you've never watched a birth, have you? Just in case, I won't spoil the surprise.
I have, and it sounds as though fourty minutes later after everything is cleaned up and you've gone home you unexpectedly have another bunch of babies, albiet slightly smaller ones.
Tue Jan 30, 2007 1:19 am
Christopher wrote:Morningstar wrote:Christopher wrote:Morningstar wrote:Fiddelysquat wrote:He added: "Although it may not be so appropriate to call them machines."
It's the afterthought that counts.
Hahaha, Fidds. You mean its the afterbirth that counts, don't you?
If that's anything like an aftershock I don't want to know.
Christopher, you've never watched a birth, have you? Just in case, I won't spoil the surprise.
I have, and it sounds as though fourty minutes later after everything is cleaned up and you've gone home you unexpectedly have another bunch of babies, albiet slightly smaller ones.
*covers eyes with hand* Oh my goodness.
Birth may be a miracle and all... but it's gotta be the grossest one out there. Count me out from having children! Adoption all the way!