I haven't had sugar, but I feel like I have, so the following post may not make sense.
DUUUUDE MEDLI YEAH IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAAAAY!!! Haaaappy BIRTHDAY!!! I'm going to dance for you now. *jumps up and down, failing arms wildly in the air* Wait... That was the Couch Summoning Dance! *looks up* *sees couch falling* *squish!* :3
DUUUUDE SHIFTY IT'S ALSO YOUR BIRTHDAY YEEEEAAAAH!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! I will also dance for you. *stands on hands, jumps up and down while kicking the sky* Wait... That was the armchair summoning dance. *squish!* X3
DUUUUDE DM'S MOM IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY TOO!!! YEAH IF YOU'RE READING THIS HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! I don't feel like getting smashed by furniture anymore, so... *holds up a muffin* YEAH I MADE A MUFFIN! Wait... Where'd my grenade go? *boom!* YAY I EXPLODE. =D
All in all, happy birthday to everyone having a birthday today.