Ways to Turn Down Men

Mon Jun 19, 2006 5:47 am

Ways to Turn Down Men

Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Your face must turn a few heads.
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: Okay, get out.

Man: I think I could make you very happy.
Woman: Why? Are you leaving?

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Hehehehehe...Poor fellas

Mon Jun 19, 2006 6:16 am

I remember reading a few of those a long time ago

But thanks for reminding me lol.

Love this one:

Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore

Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:11 am

es.dee wrote:I remember reading a few of those a long time ago But thanks for reminding me lol.

Love this one:
Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore

And it's sad that someone actaully said that to me once.

No, not really.

Mon Jun 19, 2006 2:53 pm

Wow, it's like college all over again *weep*

j/k. Here's a follow-up.

Ways men turn down women:
They don't.

Mon Jun 19, 2006 10:02 pm

lol Those are pretty good. I'm to nice to ever use any of those... *yet*

Mon Jun 19, 2006 10:27 pm

Heh. I used one which I can't believe I was quick enough to think of a while ago.

Man: *creepy* You look like a girl who could use a real man.
Me: I already have one thanks.

Sat Jun 24, 2006 1:19 am

Twinkle wrote:Heh. I used one which I can't believe I was quick enough to think of a while ago.

Man: *creepy* You look like a girl who could use a real man.
Me: I already have one thanks.

Haha, go you xP

Mon Jun 26, 2006 9:27 pm

Some guys use really awful pick-up lines. Ugh. Do I have to write "I have a boyfriend" on my forehead or something?

Sun Jul 09, 2006 2:20 am

Lol I thought those were pretty funny

Sun Jul 09, 2006 2:56 am

Twinkle wrote:Heh. I used one which I can't believe I was quick enough to think of a while ago.

Man: *creepy* You look like a girl who could use a real man.
Me: I already have one thanks.

One step up would've to have said:

"No, but I'll be one after the next surgery!"

Sun Jul 09, 2006 9:37 pm

You girls are mean.

Sun Jul 09, 2006 10:09 pm

starbys wrote:
Twinkle wrote:Heh. I used one which I can't believe I was quick enough to think of a while ago.

Man: *creepy* You look like a girl who could use a real man.
Me: I already have one thanks.

One step up would've to have said:

"No, but I'll be one after the next surgery!"

*giggle* A girl in my class convinced these creepy guys who wouldn't take no for an answer that she used to be called Stuart. I think from now on I'll go as Henry. :evil:

Mon Jul 10, 2006 6:00 am

Cruel. Cruel but hilarious lol

Website · Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:53 pm

Personal favourite:

Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

They're all hilarious! Haha, they shouldn't try pick up lines on us...seriously.

Never tried having those kind of things happening to me; then again, probably will never happen

Thu Sep 07, 2006 7:56 pm

Sugarinii wrote:Some guys use really awful pick-up lines. Ugh. Do I have to write "I have a boyfriend" on my forehead or something?

Won't work, trust me.